How about a non-sequitur FLAMEWAR?

[youthere]

I think it's going to rain and.....

Edit to change "thread" to "flamewar"

[Deja Q]

1. the gerbils ate squirrel roadkill after screwing the lightbulb in

[youthere]

2. but Vegemite fills large crevasses in the infrastructure.

[SPKrazy]

3. And Purple Rain Washes The Vegemite away

but then the vegemite gets stopped up in the storm drains

[youthere]

5. But Sir! The Olson twins would never dangle such macrame!

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. How about toe-fucking co-liberal's mammoth wife?

[youthere]

6. How dare you! Anti-fungal chipmunks don't waiver.

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Don't use the Lounge's coin-operated Velociraptor creator for a while

[youthere]

8. Azaleas shiver with Burmese foreskins.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. And the Lauwiliwilinukunuku'oi'oi

[youthere]

10. In your DREAMS! Spitting femurs never refill scotch! So NYAH!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

11. Why the fuck don't you like Steely Dan? (nt)

[Deja Q]

12. Because Steely Dan fucks Iron Maiden?

:spray:

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Totally inappopriate. I suggest "au fait" instead.

[youthere]

14. But chocolate is preferred among civilized baptists!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

15. Get your arse inside, you moran from Hell! (nt)

[Generic Brad]

16. Hell is the haven of wombats and and corn shuckers!

[Writer]

17. Okay. Here we go... FUCK YOU!

Now, watch me leave the thread while people pile on me. Fools. :P

[Arkana]

18. "Let them go. Now Zoidberg is the popular one, I say!"

"Yes, yes, let's all talk to Zoidberg!"

[otherlander]

19. I was born for a handful of fishes!