There's a fly in my damn beer.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

What should I do?

[Reverend_Smitty]

1. flies have germs...alcohol kills germs...

so I say why waste a perfectly good beer?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. Extra protein, I guess...

but uck...I'm not drunk. It's tough to do something like that when you're sober.

[Reverend_Smitty]

5. well you could pour a little out into a smaller glass

and you can share it with him :P

[GoddessOfGuinness]

That is a freaking decent idea!

I think I will...Thanks! :toast:

[Reverend_Smitty]

10. Share the wealth...that's what I say

especially if it's a Guinness...just because they are lower on the food chain doesn't mean they can't enjoy a frosty cold one :)

[Omphaloskepsis]

2. Drink it...

If it likes beer that much it will just hang out in your mouth when you fall asleep. Sleep tight..

[GoddessOfGuinness]

4. But what if it flies out my nose?

I'm not sure I could take that. Plus, I have a tendency to grind my teeth in my sleep...

[hsher]

8. ROFL

OK, that put me on the floor.:spray:

[BrewerJohn]

6. It won't drink much

But than again, flies are unaesthetic, so it should be removed. A red-hot poker dunked into
the beer in the vicinity where the fly was should sanitize it. The poker thing is also
supposed to do something for the beer, but I've never tried it.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. I'm guessing the poker adds a smoky

cinder-like flavor. :toast:

[hsher]

7. If you have other beer, dump entire glass. If it's your last beer...

Scoop the fly and nearest surrounding beer out, count to ten, say one Hail Mary, and drink the rest. And I'm Jewish saying this. Some things only a Hail Mary can save.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. I poured him into another glass

with a small amount of beer. Now he and his friends can all go skinny-dipping.

[hsher]

12. "Freedom... beautiful, terrible freedom...!"

[qnr]

13. Maybe it's a Birthday Fly - Happy Birthday, BTW n/t

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. Thanks! Back atcha!

Maybe it was a birthday fly...He and several of his friends were swimming around in the little glass of birthday beer I shared with him this morning.

:toast:

[u4ic]

14. Depending on how drunk you are,

you could tell him your troubles...:silly:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. Would I have to pay it the same as a therapist?

[MissMillie]

16. It won't drink much

:silly:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

20. He and his buddies are swimming around in the brew I poured for them

What a way to go!

[AllegroRondo]

17. Bad joke

an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are drinking in a pub together.

A fly lands in the Englishman's beer. He calls the barman over to get a fresh one.

A fly lands in the Scotsman's beer. He pulls out the fly, shrugs, and continues to drink it.

A fly lands in the Irishman's beer. He pulls out the fly, smacks it, and yells "SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT!"

[Hugin]

18. :lol:

Good one.

:D

[GoddessOfGuinness]

22. ...

:spray:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

21. atleast its not in your chardonnay

that would be irony...