What is this I hear about secretarian violence?

[KitchenWitch]

Are the members of the steno pool sick of their tyrant bosses? Did they stop getting the coffee, answering the phones, setting the appointments, and taking the dictation? How will our offices operate, with these crucial workers being angry, and not doing their jobs?

"That's SECTARIAN violence, Emily."

Oh, that's different, never mind!

[MrCoffee]

1. .

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:applause:

[begin_within]

2. What's all this I hear about violins on television?

Oh...




... never mind.

[KitchenWitch]

3. Stop The Violins!

:P

[lildreamer316]

5. Visualize Whirled Peas!!!

B-)

[KitchenWitch]

6. I used to have that bumper sticker on a car some years ago!

I got the strangest looks

:7

[KitchenWitch]

4. crickets?

:sniff:

[Vidar]

7. Save the racehorse, save the world." Never mind.

[KitchenWitch]

9. I miss Gilda!

:cry:

[Reverend_Smitty]

8. What's this I hear about wanting to make Puerto Rico a steak?

Now, why does he have to make them a steak? I didn't think those people even liked meat. ... Now, let me warn all of you. If you make Puerto Rico a steak, the next thing they'll want is a baked potato! With sour cream and chives and little tiny bacon bits and pieces of toast! And then they'll probably want a salad bar! Why, they'll be lined up for miles! If President Ford wants to be remembered as a great president in his final days, he should do something about the price of coffee! Not steak! It's outrageous! I can't believe what that man is doing--

[belladonna]

10. Okay, thanks for that!

It's been a crappy day so far and that just brought a smile to my face and had me :rofl: for a minute or two. :thumbsup:

[KitchenWitch]

11. I am glad you enjoyed it!

:hi:

[belladonna]

12. Gilda was great, wasn't she?

Is it just me or does it seem like we don't really have anyone who can fill her shoes? She was such a talented woman :)

[KitchenWitch]

13. There was definitely a hole left behind when she passed!

:cry:

[madinmaryland]

14. OMG!!11!! These ladies??2??

Actually, didn't they go to war against their boss?

[KitchenWitch]

15. Indeed they did!

When the news talks about sectarian violence, my brain jumps to a montage of the movie "9 to 5" and Emily Litella!

:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

16. LoL

I loved Emily...

I miss Gilda