I'm going to run this one up the flag pole and see who salutes:

[Lautremont]

It's my newest pants-centric invention, "Pantz."

I figure it's this: a pair of brightly-colored pants with thin wires sewn into the legs, butt and crotch, and all attached to a battery kept in a special pocket. The wires would deliver a constant pleasant tingle as you walked about your daily business.

Would you wear "Pantz"? Is this a good idea or simply loopy? Is there any way to improve it? Let me know while I run wildly down to the patent office and start drawing up plans!

[crim son]

1. I think the word "no" is sufficient to express what I think about your

Pantz idea. :P

[Phillycat]

2. No.

No.

[MrCoffee]

3. "a constant pleasant tingle"

i'm gonna try to stop :rofl: long enough to say hell no!

[AllegroRondo]

4. And the first time they get wet,

your willie gets electrocuted.

No for me.

[blondeatlast]

5. Vibrations might be pleasant, tingles are icky.

Not for me...

[cwydro]

6. Erm,

I have ENOUGH problem staying on task in life, thank you very much. And I'll see crimmey's smilie and raise her one...:P :P

[crim son]

12. Aw geez, now I'm going to have to think of something

else to get you for Christmas!

[cwydro]

18. Wait,

you were going to get me a SMILIE? You know what crimmey? Damn I need one, what a rotten screwn day.

[crim son]

20. No, luv, I was going to give you Pantz!

But here is a smiley, and a hug as well. :7 :hug: I'm sorry you've had a rotten screwn day. If you want to talk, I'm a PM away. :hug:

[Hugin]

7. I'd hate to be caught in a pair of 'Pantz' in a Thunder Storm or

near any low hanging power lines.

It'd probably blow them off...

There's also the issue of carpet static.

Among other things, so, I guess my answer is... NEVER. NO. NOPE.

[buddhamama]

8. creative

but no. :rofl:

[yewberry]

9. Is this your way of softening us up for your next invention?

"Pantyz?"

[Porcupine]

28. That would probably be .............Shortz!!!!

Owwwwwwww!:evilgrin:

[Lautremont]

10. Just what are you people trying to say?

Stop beating about the bush!

[crim son]

13. I think that's exactly what we're trying to say. n/t

[buddhamama]

14. ....

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

15. bwah!

:spray:

[Orsino]

11. SaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaLUTE!!!!

[KitchenWitch]

16. I wanted to make Hypercolor underwear, back in the day!

:thumbsup:

[youthere]

17. Are you kidding me?

Do you have any idea what batteries are doing to the environment?!:crazy:

[Xipe Totec]

19. You might sell a pair to Louis Gridley Wu

he is a wire-head

[Dangerously Amused]

21. You would have to take them off to get through airport security.

That could be kind of interesting.


:7

[dpbrown]

22. I guess I'd have to opt for the additional "codpiece" option

Otherwise the concept just wouldn't work for me.

:rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

25. You're a little sick.

I like that in a man.

[dpbrown]

32. DA!

My cod is your cod, of course.

...been missin' you lately!

[BarenakedLady]

23. Ok now I'm singing Harvey Danger

Flagpole sitta

Don't mind me....:silly:

[LeftyMom]

24. I try to keep electricity and my naughty bits far away from each other.

;scared:

[Generic Brad]

26. Would it feel like you were sitting on an electric fence?

Or is there way to adjust the intensity of your pleasure? One man's tingle could be another man's agony.
:think:

[Lautremont]

27. I imagine it would come with a rheostat,

disguised as a belt buckle, perhaps.

[ChoralScholar]

29. ,,,

[Minnesota_Lib]

30. Would they be pacemaker safe?

[Drum]

31. I'd certainly wear them, if

They weren't *only* brightly colored. What about a nice single-pleat gaberdine in a pleasant dark green?

And...is anyone else envisioning scenes from the film "The Road to Wellville"?

[Schema Thing]

33. So the American Lounge ladies do not like... eh.. sexy time pantz?