petronius
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Thu Nov-30-06 05:59 PM
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Star Wars has permanently damaged me... |
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You know that scene in TESB when Luke is hanging upside down in the ice cave with the beast approaching, and he uses the Force to get his light-saber out of the snowbank? My TV remote is across the room and I'm too lazy to get up it's REALLY PISSING ME OFF that I can't use the Force to have it leap into my hand. Goddamn movies, always reminding me of what I don't have...
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Thu Nov-30-06 06:03 PM
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1. You just need a little telekinesis training... |
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Thu Nov-30-06 06:04 PM
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2. Try not. Do or do not, there is no try. |
petronius
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Thu Nov-30-06 06:08 PM
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5. I tried my ass off. Got nothin'... |
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Fortunately the UPS guy came and I had to get up anyway...
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Call Me Wesley
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Thu Nov-30-06 06:09 PM
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6. Ahh, the force is strong with the UPS guy! |
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Thu Nov-30-06 06:04 PM
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3. You must unlearn what you have learned. |
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Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between your hand and the remote.
beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan's apprentice.
So certain are you. Always with you it cannot be done. Hear you nothing that I say?
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Thu Nov-30-06 06:06 PM
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Luke: I can't. It's too big.
Yoda: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.
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Thu Nov-30-06 06:11 PM
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7. Looks like great minds think alike! (but MrC wins by a nose...) |
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Thu Nov-30-06 06:13 PM
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10. A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack. |
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Thu Nov-30-06 06:20 PM
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11. I'm slow I know... or you could |
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Edited on Thu Nov-30-06 06:21 PM by spillthebeans
put on this helm and imagine you are watching TV
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Thu Nov-30-06 06:12 PM
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8. I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience. |
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Thu Nov-30-06 06:12 PM
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9. It's never been a problem for me... |
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Thu Nov-30-06 06:22 PM
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12. Well then, you must not be a Jedi. |
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Thu Nov-30-06 07:20 PM
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13. I can't wait till DSM-V come out. |
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