Ignacio Upton
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Thu Nov-30-06 06:48 PM
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| So Michael Richards, George Allen and Mel Gibson walk into a bar....... |
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Edited on Thu Nov-30-06 06:48 PM by Ignacio Upton
and....
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| Rabrrrrrr
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Thu Nov-30-06 06:49 PM
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| 1. matcom rips off his Hallooween pirate costume shirt, exposing his gold |
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Edited on Thu Nov-30-06 06:55 PM by Rabrrrrrr
nipple ring, which he then licks like Sharon Stone in that one movie that she did that sexy thing in, in a very awkward and incomfortable attempt to seduce at least one of the three men in the hopes that matcom will earn enough money to take care of his '87 Yugo.
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| Ignacio Upton
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Thu Nov-30-06 06:51 PM
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| 2. So...Matcom has been serving VA as a racist Senator for the last six years? |
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...Or did he spend nine years playing an awkward closet-kluxer known as "Kramer"?
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| Rabrrrrrr
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Thu Nov-30-06 06:53 PM
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| 3. No, matcom is the guy in the bar who's seducing the other three |
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with his Sharon Stone-like seductive behavior.
Jeez, it totally ruins a joke when it has to be explained.
:grr:
I should have been more clear.
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Thu Nov-30-06 06:53 PM
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Thu Nov-30-06 07:06 PM
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| 5. Tsk, Rabrrrrrr. "Racist" is not the superlative of racy. |
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You're thinking of 'raciest.'
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Thu Nov-30-06 07:12 PM
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| 7. Tsk, SOteric. I'm not the one who used the word. |
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Ignacio used it!
:rofl:
Can I come clean your glasses, perhaps? :P
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| SOteric
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Fri Dec-01-06 02:28 PM
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I knew all that when I posted. I thought I was making a clever reference to your little riff of Sharone stone. Obviously I'm the only one who thought so.
:shrug:
P.S. I don't wear glasses. You'll have to supply the spectacle yourself.
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Fri Dec-01-06 02:31 PM
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| 14. Perhaps if Ignacio hadn't used the word, I would not have been confused. |
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I've also never seen the film that I was referencing, and thus, if that line is in the film, I would not have known that.
I am sorry I ruined your joke!
This subthread seems to rely and thrive on missed jokes.
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Thu Nov-30-06 07:08 PM
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I thought he had a 'Gold Member????
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Thu Nov-30-06 07:13 PM
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| 8. and the run into Sammy Davis Jr. and say... |
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Thu Nov-30-06 09:13 PM
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| 9. And the bartender says... |
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...what is this? some kinda joke? :rofl:
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Fri Dec-01-06 12:29 AM
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| 10. And spotted a really short pianist. |
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Fri Dec-01-06 02:32 AM
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| 11. And the Bartendar says... |
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Edited on Fri Dec-01-06 02:32 AM by Evoman
"No, what I said was that the Band needs a Bassist."
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Fri Dec-01-06 02:47 AM
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| 12. Couldn't they have ducked??? |
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Did anyone get the license plate # on that bar?
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