Hugin
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-29-06 09:58 AM
Original message |
Poll question: Event most likely to make $100,000.00 vanish instantly... |
|
Edited on Fri Dec-29-06 10:13 AM by Prag
on a Real Estate deal.
Feel free to add your own.
|
Graybeard
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-29-06 10:05 AM
Response to Original message |
1. Learn house was built on native american burial ground.... |
Hugin
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-29-06 10:18 AM
Response to Reply #1 |
6. But, but, but... They're benevolent spirits! |
|
Really.
A couple of beers and they're fine with it.
:rofl:
|
matcom
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-29-06 10:07 AM
Response to Original message |
2. the Lender just announced they are out of $$ (happening to me RIGHT NOW) |
|
x(
i work for a broker (in IT). i'm allowed to do my own loans on the side and Mrs Matcom's cousin refinanced an investment property (signed yesterday)
the loan was supposed to fund today. the Lender (i'll not name names) announced at midnight they were broke.
this isn't for 100k, rather 300k!
time to job-hunt again OUT of this industry
|
Hugin
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-29-06 10:15 AM
Response to Reply #2 |
|
I'm truly sympathetic to your plight matcom!
|
KitchenWitch
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-29-06 12:42 PM
Response to Reply #2 |
matcom
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-29-06 12:43 PM
Response to Reply #16 |
|
the lender won't answer emails or phone calls
|
KitchenWitch
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-29-06 12:50 PM
Response to Reply #17 |
18. That is just pure evil! |
Little Wing
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-29-06 10:07 AM
Response to Original message |
Hugin
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-29-06 10:14 AM
Response to Reply #3 |
4. I sense an interesting story here... |
TheFriendlyAnarchist
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-29-06 10:18 AM
Response to Reply #4 |
7. It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again! |
Hugin
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-29-06 10:25 AM
Response to Reply #7 |
|
:rofl:
What prompted this thread is I watched one of those true life forensic shows last night during a bout with insomnia.
Someone in San Diego had stashed two mummies in cardboard boxes at his ex-girlfriend's parent's garage.
They found them 20 years later doing a spring cleaning.
The pair of mummies were ancient, but, that fact wasn't obvious at first.
|
Rabrrrrrr
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-29-06 10:31 AM
Response to Original message |
9. Waterford mouthwash decanters in bathroom discovered to be just old cashew jars |
Hugin
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-29-06 10:39 AM
Response to Reply #9 |
11. What about the 14th century commode? |
|
Was it real... or just a clever fake using plywood and an old rusty bucket?
|
Richardo
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-29-06 10:35 AM
Response to Original message |
10. Crime scene tape clumsily hidden behind padlocked, upright freezer |
Hugin
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-29-06 10:47 AM
Response to Reply #10 |
|
A barely readable 'Hazmat Disposal Area' sign on a chain link fence next to the charming burbling stream feeding the little pond over the septic tank.
:lol:
|
NC_Nurse
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-29-06 10:43 AM
Response to Original message |
|
ANY bad smell really...but especially the dead thing smell. :scared:
|
Hugin
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-29-06 10:50 AM
Response to Reply #12 |
|
It only happens when the garbage disposal is turned on.
or...
The showers.
or...
Just open a couple of windows. It'll go away quickly.
:haha:
|
ileus
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-29-06 12:21 PM
Response to Original message |
15. A car pulls up and people start fighting out in the street. |
|
A friend of mine just sold his home in Ga, and this happened to him kinda. He poured a glass of wine and went out on the poarch to wait for the agent and buyers to arrive. He'd no sooner went out than a car stopped in the street and started yelling at the neighbors soon there was a fight right there infront of his house. Cops arrived and arrested a few people and everything went back to normal. His neighbor yelled over when is the agenting showing up. Two seconds later they pull up and the first question out of the buyers mouth was "Is this a quiet neighborhood?"
|
Nikia
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-29-06 01:07 PM
Response to Original message |
|
And by that I mean serious mold infestation, not just the carpets and window frames. The house next door to my inlaws had its price dropped by more than half when this problem was discovered.
|
kwassa
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-29-06 01:14 PM
Response to Original message |
20. The current housing market |
|
Many have seen $100,000 disappear, though over a year, not instantly. Some have lost much more than that.
Too many sellers chasing too few buyers.
|
Fawkes
(100 posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-29-06 04:13 PM
Response to Original message |
21. A big pile of mud in the front yard that had recently slid from the hill behind the house. |
|
:scared:
Especially if you can see the neighbor's house peeking out of the mud.
:scared:
|
LSK
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-29-06 04:23 PM
Response to Original message |
22. talk about the murder/mass suicidie that happened in the living room |
|
Edited on Fri Dec-29-06 04:23 PM by LSK
And strange goings on ever since.
:D
|
Hugin
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-29-06 07:38 PM
Response to Reply #22 |
23. That hardly ever happens anymore. Since the exorcist... |
|
burned the orignial structure down with his dad-blamed candles.
I tell ya...
:eyes:
|
xchrom
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-29-06 09:00 PM
Response to Original message |
Nicole
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-29-06 09:25 PM
Response to Original message |
25. Cigarette butts in the ashtray, |
|
Olive Garden takeout boxes in the refrigerator & nursing pads anywhere in the house.
:hide:
|
BlueJazz
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-29-06 09:41 PM
Response to Original message |
26. As the Buyers are coming down the sidewalk they hear... |
|
..(from your nextdoor neighbor)
"FUCK YOU BITCH!!...I"LL BEAT YOUR ASS AND THE KIDS ANY DAMN TIME I FEEL LIKE IT.!"
|
DU
AdBot (1000+ posts) |
Sat May 04th 2024, 05:31 AM
Response to Original message |