Best Return Of The King One-Liner

[Plaid Adder]

Finally saw ROTK, review at http://www.plaidder.com/rotk.htm for those who care. But now to the real question: who got in the best zinger? Attributions have been left out to decrease the spoiler factor...

[ikojo]

1. Phrased another way this could be the Kucinich campaign

slogan...

"Certainty of death...small chance of success...what are we waiting for?"

I would change eliminate the death reference and keep the rest.

[Plaid Adder]

2. Yeah, replace "death" with "defeat"

and it could pretty much sum up how I feel most of the time about *any* of the Democratic campaigns. But you know, if we all chickened out every time we faced 10,000 heavily armed orcs, then we'd all be living in Mordor, wouldn't we.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[Lisa]

3. as MAD Magazine commented ...

... all they needed was a Cubs fan interfering with the "Ring toss".