is it okay to mix ketchup and catsup?

[oustemnow]

I only have one packet of each, and I'm afraid my burger will be too dry if I only use one of them.

[LuLu550]

1. no! don't do it!

it might make you stutter...kekekecat-chup!

[donco6]

2. Only if you're a Fall.

Otherwise the orange will leave you washed-out.

[Cooley Hurd]

3. No NO!!! Oh God, NO!!!!

It'll explode like magnesium and water!!! Arrgh - don't do it! We can't lose a Dem voter this close to the election!!!

[Crowdance]

4. NO, you fool! They're like matter and anti-matter

for the sake of your watery hamburger, you'd destroy life as we know it and, possibly the universe besides?

[johnnie]

5. I wouldnt...

We ARE at an Orange alert right now....mixing those would not be the right thing to do at this time of paranoia.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

6. I fear you have alreday done it, and I will now perform a citizen's

arrest for possession of an IED (Improvised Explosive Device) consider yourself under arrest.
Now, step away from all implements of destruction in your home, keep your hands where I can see them.
Good.
Now go to your nearest FBI office and turn yourself in, like a good citizen.

[Rowdyboy]

7. Whats "ketchup"?

Never heard of the stuff!

[greendog]

8. Don't be giving out instructions on the manufacture of WMD's on DU...

...Ashcroft will shut this place down and haul us all off to GITMO!