You MUST obey at least one TV commercial tonight, so what will you do?

[leftofthedial]

[CBHagman]

1. Monster.

Didn't they used to use "Do Ya" by ELO in their ads? That's my reason,

[leftofthedial]

2. That song is by far the best thing monster.com has going for them

these days

[Der Blaue Engel]

3. They should have gone with "Oh, Yeah," by Yello

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[San Diego]

4. I'd apply directly to my forehead.

Head on. Apply directly to your forehead.

Head on. Apply directly to your forehead.

Head on. Apply directly to your forehead.

Head on. Apply directly to your forehead.

Head on. Apply directly to your forehead.

[Briarius]

5. I'll ask my doctor if

________ is right for me! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

[Initech]

6. Take the ED pills

The side effect of ED pills? Baldness. The side effect of the baldness pills? Impotence. Hmm, so you can either have one or the other...

[leftofthedial]

7. so if you take the new cocktail Viagraine

you'll be bald and impotent?

[Initech]

8. Hard to say.

[Richard Steele]

9. I'll cave to peer pressure, and cover myself in leeches. Or maybe go to Olive Garden.

[YankeyMCC]

10. I'll donate to PBS

:shrug: :)