When you're S&M'ing, what is your mercy word?

[gr8dane_daddy]

Uncle is too boring as someone recently pointed out.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

1. "Re-count"?

er, at least in Florida ...

[blondeatlast]

38. ...

:thumbsup::rofl:

[BikeWriter]

2. kudzu

[MissHoneychurch]

3. ...

:rofl:

[gr8dane_daddy]

5. What's yours MHC?

you naughty girl...

[MissHoneychurch]

7. Like I'll tell the public

:rofl:

[gr8dane_daddy]

8. Maybe I should just blab it out to the world...

:evilgrin:

[MissHoneychurch]

9. Only if you want me to put you on ignore

:evilgrin:

[cboy4]

4. "Mister Cheney, for crissakes you're the Vice President

of the United States!" ;)

Ewwww. I just grossed myself out. :puke:

[gr8dane_daddy]

6. There went my appetite.

nm

[Crabby Appleton]

10. Olive Garden

[mikeytherat]

11. "Funderful"

By the way, don't use "tighter" or "harder" for safe words - just some free advice.

mikey_the_rat

[meegbear]

12. "Ouch" is not a safe word ...

I just take it like a man!

[Skittles]

13. "matcom.......MATCOM....M A T C O M....."

yes INDEED

[matcom]

28. LMAO!!

:rofl:

[nini]

37. LOL

Good one... :hi:

[ForrestGump]

14. "Touch me again, motherf***er, and I'll

blow your f***ing brains out the back of your f***ing skull." *cluck*


I just watched Casino and then 48 Hours (this latter for the first time in a couple of decades). :D


I might actually consider getting some sleep now.



EDIT: that shoud be *click* above but right now I like *cluck* a lot better....

[Deep13]

15. Mizrahi!

[Phillycat]

18. I don't know why, but this made me laugh hysterically.

:thumbsup:

[Deep13]

21. On the Stephanie Miller show, ...

...when they do their routine about Geraldo being Bill O'Reilly's submissive in "assless chaps," the safeword is always "Mizrahi."

[XNASA]

16. "Don't Stop"

Which really makes it confusing for the dom.

[Skittles]

41. STOP SCREAMING OR I'LL STOP !!!!

That's what XNASA hears :rofl:

[AngryAmish]

17. Stop kicking me in the balls

[Ellen Forradalom]

19. "5:00! Time to go home!"

[Starbucks Anarchist]

20. EVOO!

:evilgrin:

[matcom]

22. IBTL!

no really. I scream IBTL!

[Deep13]

23. surge

[Deep13]

24. Whatever word can easily be understood when spoken...

...through a ball gag.

[kwassa]

25. Defenestrate!

[Zavulon]

26. Fahrvergnugen

:)

[Deep13]

27. outsource

[youthere]

29. How about-Why the hell are you hitting me?

[Deep13]

30. gerbil

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

31. ...

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[unpossibles]

32. yellow light/red light

although "Rumpelstiltskin" is a fun one too.

[YDogg]

33. georgebushismymaster

no way that accidentally pops out otherwise

[Deep13]

34. Kahn!!!!!

[billyskank]

42. !!!

:rofl:

[HuffleClaw]

35. "aaarggghhhheaaaah" as in suprise and alarm.

it doesn't often work for some reason tho

[Dastard Stepchild]

36. Popcorn...

This reminds me of that one SNL skit. That's what Tina Fey's character said. :)

[seemunkee]

40. John George Peppers

[Dastard Stepchild]

44. lol...

That's right. And she was Missy. :)

[NorthernSpy]

39. does anyone really do that stuff?

I wonder.

[LSK]

43. call me the biggest moran in the world but

What is S&M'ing?

:shrug:

[rug]

45. The masochist said to the sadist, "Beat me!"

The sadist said, "No."

[VelmaD]

46. I don't play around at it

I use "stop" and "no" and "don't".

For me those words don't get used unless I mean them. I'm not into scenes where I'm pretending not to like what's being done to me. It's a personal thing for me...a line I won't cross. Otherwise it seems too much like condoning the worst stereotypes about women and rape. If I don't like what's being done to me...I say no. And if I do like it...I own the fact that I like it.

I know...probably way more serious an answer than anyone wanted.

[pdx_prog]

47. That reminds me of the SNL skit with Horatio Sans as Carol

Kathy: Okay, everyone, gather around. I think it's time that we start this key party.

Ted: Okay, I want to talk through the rules one more time. All the men will put their keys in the bowl, and then the women will pick a set, we'll break into pairs, and I think you know what happens then.

Kathy: Yeah. There are three bedrooms open upstairs, an air bed in the den, and an upside-down kiddie pool in the garage.

Ted: And try to keep it down, because Kathy's mom is upstairs, and she is sleeping.

Kathy: Yup.

Owen:

You know what, maybe this isn't such a good idea.

Carol:

Don't get cold feet now, honey. We talked about this. Our love is strong enough for us to share our love and our bodies with others.

Ted: Now, I know all of you by your online chat room names, but maybe it's best if we run through our real names one more time.

Cheyenne: Cheyenne.

Victor: Victor.

Loretta: Loretta.

Leslie: Leslie.

John: John George Peppers.

Missy: Missy Peppers.

Owen: Owen.

Carol: Carol.

Ted: And I'm Ted, and this is my wife Kathy. And I must say, I'm very happy with tonight's turnout. The fear has always been that a bunch of freaks are going to show up to these things.

Kathy: Yeah, it's a really good group tonight, you guys. Great sexual energy.

Carol: I forgot everybody's names. Let's do the list again.

Cheyenne: Cheyenne.

Victor: Victor.

Loretta: Loretta.

Leslie: Les-lah.

John: John George Peppers.

Missy: Missy Peppers.

Owen: Owen.

Carol: Carol.

Ted: And I'm Ted, and this is Kathy. Now, we were very clear on the e-vite that everyone needed to come up with a safe word.

Kathy: Yeah, a safe word is just in case you're in the middle of sex play or a scenario that's making you uncomfortable and you want to stop.

Ted: So before we pair off, let's go once and say our safe words.

Cheyenne: Parachute.

Victor: Nunchucks.

Loretta: Razzmatazz.

Leslie: Filibuster.

John: John George Peppers.

Missy: Popcorn.

Owen: Submarine.

Carol: Supercagifragilisticexpealidocious.

Ted: Mine is "more."

Kathy: And mine is "harder."



Ted: We're just kidding. We do not have safe words.

Kathy: No, there's nothing you can do to me that can make me feel uncomfortable.

Ted: Trust me, I've tried. I love you.

Owen:

Baby, I don't think this is such a good idea.

Carol:

But I want to do this! I think it will be good for our relationship, because I love you, and I want to learn how to do other things to you.

Owen:

Come on, let's just go home. I'll light some candles, I'll slip you out of that girdle, flip on "The Jimmy Kimmel Show," and our bodies will become one, baby.

Carol:

But I want to do this. Oh, boy! The safe words made me forget your real names. Tell me again.

Cheyenne: Cheyenne.

Victor: Victor.

Loretta: Loretta.

Leslie: Les-lie.

John: John George Peppers.

Missy: Missy Peppers.

Owen: Owen.

Carol: Carol.

Ted: And I'm Ted, and this is Kathy.

Carol: Oh, boy. Now I forgot the safe words again. Say them!

Cheyenne: Parachute.

Victor: Nunchucks.

Loretta: Razzmatazz.

Leslie: Fie-la-booster.

John: John George Peppers.

Missy: Popcorn.

Owen: Submarine.

Carol: Superfragalasticisticespalabanocious.

Ted: And we don't use them.

Kathy: No, do your worst.

Carol: I want to go first, 'cause I want to have sex with a stranger.

Owen: Baby, wait. Wait. When I married you, I knew I was the luckiest bastard on the face of the Earth. And I swore I would do whatever it takes to make you happy. And if that means you need to do this, well, all I can ask is that you promise me you won't fall in love with anyone else!

Carol: No can do! Give me all the keys! Ew! These are yours! Come on, everybody!

Kathy: Oh, it's an orgy!

Carol: It's an orgy!



Owen: Well, why not? Do you want to move to the couch?

Missy: Popcorn! Popcorn!

[buddhamama]

48. Locking...

sex thread...

Sincerely,
buddhamama- DU Mod