MoseyWalker
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Thu Jan-11-07 10:48 PM
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I was born to provide answers to your questions |
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so fire away. I have the answers.
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Thu Jan-11-07 10:55 PM
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1. Who will win the Super Bowl? |
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Thu Jan-11-07 10:57 PM
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2. Who will win the Super Bowl? |
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the ones who go into the game with the most fire, the best game plan, the best players, and that don't lose.
The winners of the Super Bowl will be those who did NOT lose.
You saw it here first.
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Thu Jan-11-07 11:01 PM
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You must give me my specific age, i.e. a number.
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MoseyWalker
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Thu Jan-11-07 11:05 PM
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8. You have to have a number? |
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That is so important? Okeedokkee.
You are, uh,
oh, boogers...........
I want to say 57, but 67 keeps being here.
You are just plain mean to make me say things I have no clue about!
:toast:
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Thu Jan-11-07 11:06 PM
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Thu Jan-11-07 11:10 PM
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14. that's 'cause you're a fibber |
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yep! That's why! You're a friggin fibber!
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Fri Jan-12-07 10:08 AM
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25. Are you calling me a liar? |
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Why you little......:spank:
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Thu Jan-11-07 10:58 PM
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Thu Jan-11-07 11:00 PM
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4. We all ask that question, but |
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it's inherently "wrong".
Hell is not a what, even in the minds of the believers, it is a where.
If you had asked "where the hell", then I could have given a reasonable response, but you didn't, so............
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Thu Jan-11-07 11:02 PM
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6. You are truly wise. I bow to your superior knowledge. |
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Thank you for your response. I will think of a more appropriate question. ;)
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Thu Jan-11-07 11:19 PM
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19. Ah, but for many Hell is a state of mind or... |
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Edited on Thu Jan-11-07 11:20 PM by Kutjara
...metaphorical device. In such cases, it is permissible to say "what the Hell?" although I personally prefer the more pithy "what the fuck?" thereby neatly avoiding the whole thorny issue.
As for my question:
How much wood, in measurement units of your choice, would the average woodchuck chuck, if indeed said woodchuck was capable of lumber mastication at all?
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Thu Jan-11-07 11:03 PM
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7. Why do fools fall in love? |
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The fool, of course, would be me. (Sorry, I'm in a self-flagellating mood tonight. Odd, though, typing that made me smile. Oy!)
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Thu Jan-11-07 11:07 PM
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That's what does it. Hormones that one can't sniff. It makes life difficult.
damn it all!
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Thu Jan-11-07 11:06 PM
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10. Why does my wife only need an orgasm every 3 months |
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where I need one every three days?
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Thu Jan-11-07 11:08 PM
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12. Have you checked lately |
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Thu Jan-11-07 11:09 PM
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13. Well, all of ours are plug-ins |
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could that be the problem?
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Thu Jan-11-07 11:11 PM
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16. Your answer is in your question |
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of course, I say. Never ever plug in your love life. Rely upon batteries always.
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Thu Jan-11-07 11:11 PM
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15. What will I be drinking tomorrow night AND |
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am I going to dance with somebody other than my best girlfriend? :P
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Thu Jan-11-07 11:13 PM
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probably not. Your best girlfriend seems to me to be a formidable individual who wouldn't tolerate it.
dance only with the one what brung ya.
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Thu Jan-11-07 11:15 PM
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18. Every monkey on DU knows that I'll be drinking. |
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You're supposed to tell me WHAT I'll be drinking. I am beginning to question your original claim, that you were born with all the answers. It isn't ringing true. :)
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Thu Jan-11-07 11:20 PM
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the same thing that you always, or at least usually, drink.
ring the bell!
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Thu Jan-11-07 11:20 PM
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the BIOLOGICAL father of Suri?
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Thu Jan-11-07 11:23 PM
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21. Only if you are a "clear" and can think |
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otherwise, this response will mean nothing to you.
Herfda bo doodle. Come oh Xena like princess!
Got lost there. Answer, in my knowledge base? No
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Thu Jan-11-07 11:25 PM
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First I'll even cross your palm with silver...
Will I meet a decent (single, straight, not too many weird issues) guy at the Twelfthnight party on Saturday? And if I do, will he think I'M worth a second...and third...and fourth...etc...look?
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Thu Jan-11-07 11:26 PM
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and though I had a thousand goofball things to write; I won't.
yes. Be happy.
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Thu Jan-11-07 11:33 PM
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:hug: I know I'm being :silly:, but... Haven't been to a party in over a year and frankly, I'm :scared:
First time in six years I will be going stag.
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