I have been having butt issues lately

[leftofthedial]

it just gives out sometimes after I have been sitting on it for a long time.

truthfully though, since I'm already sitting down, I hardly even notice.

still, it's a problem I wanted you all to be aware of.

[gemdem]

1. We feel your pain(?)

Kinda. Sorta. Maybe not. :-)

[leftofthedial]

3. sorry gemdem. females only need apply

at the leftofthedial butt feeling clinic

[gemdem]

6. Trust me, I'll leave that to the ladies

:rofl:

[jpgray]

2. Depending on which definition of "issues," this post can become quite disgusting

[leftofthedial]

4. and quite suddenly

:hurts:

[JVS]

5. Please post some pictures so that we are better able to diagnose this problem

Just sit on the scanner, that should be fine

[leftofthedial]

7. but if I'm sitting on the scanner,

what if my butt gives out suddenly?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. I was going to suggest using an asstray,

butt it sounds like you're in seriass pain.

You might look into some of the products on this website: http://www.joannesbedandback.com/

Especially the zero-gravity recliner:

[Kerrytravelers]

9. Do I sense a ... **sex thread** ... emerging?

:evilgrin:

[leftofthedial]

11. no, no, no, no, no

a sex thread would get locked

this is a butt thread

[Kerrytravelers]

12. I'm kidding!

:rofl:

[Kerrytravelers]

13. I'm kidding!

:rofl:

[leftofthedial]

15. but, but, but, butt, butt . . .

....

[petronius]

10. Gives out what, exactly?

:shrug:

[leftofthedial]

14. well, that depends

(I love the redolent ambiguity of words that are both passive and active, don't you?)

[petronius]

16. Absolutely! What would be the fun of a language where each word had

only one meaning? (However, you've now made me think of redolent Depends, and I'm not too happy about that...)

[leftofthedial]

17. LOL

:rofl:

[Wcross]

18. They made us sit in folding chairs for 8 hours at work.....

...two weeks ago. We had to sit and listen to the most incredibly boring people talk about incredibly boring subjects. I felt like I had tumors growing in my butt after that!
I normally work on my feet and am not comfortable sitting down for extended periods of time. I don't know how "cube dwellers" do it day in and day out.

[leftofthedial]

19. beats taking a vacation day though, eh?

did you at least get to do some fun role playing and humiliate yourself in front of your coworkers?

butt tumors...-groan-

I have a chair I think I could almost live in, but usually, I can't sit for more than about thirty minutes before my butt gives out.

You don't have Hank Hill's flat-butt, gluteal deficit syndrome, do you?

[Wcross]

20. I might just have Hanks "condition"

I guess I need a "fake butt"! My buttocks has been slowly fading away over the years, I guess it comes from working? You have heard the phrase "He worked his ass off today"?

[SPKrazy]

21. GET UP

give your brains a rest

[In_The_Wind]

22. A pain in the ass makes sleeping uncomfortable too.

just sayin'

[zanne]

23. My 54 year-old body is falling apart.

I wouldn't be surprised if I was walking down the street one day and my liver fell out. Everything is wearing out at the same time--like a car.