internet tough guys CHECK IN HERE!

[datasuspect]

flex your muscles, throw your weight around.

let's see what you're made of.

[idgiehkt]

1. present.

:rofl:

:rofl:

sorry, couldn't resist. I'm really a softie but ready and willing to fight fire with fire if the need arises. Meow.

[datasuspect]

2. c'mon! no braggadacio?

keep it real

[idgiehkt]

9. nope, my claws are retractable

I only get 'em out if there is no other alternative. Purrrr. :hi:

[Little Wing]

3. I think they started without you

Happens once a week - laying down ultimatums against people who don't even post here. It makes my short and curlies quiver with envy

[datasuspect]

5. are they throwing down the gauntlet?

"you're going down!!! tonight in the squared circle!!!!!

[Connonym]

7. :-x

:popcorn:

[idgiehkt]

10. mine have never quivered with anything

or at least I didn't notice. Howdya do that?

:rofl:

[billyskank]

4. I'm an internet EMO kid

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Interesting

Only moments ago I coined (I think) a term for such bravado:

"Silicon courage."

[datasuspect]

8. that is rich!!!

keyboard commandoes.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

13. Cyber Samurai ...

... er, not me. The guy with the funny topknot hairdo standing over there with a keyboard and mouse stuck in his belt. Wait, that's not a belt, it's a couple of disk drive data cables tied together.

[sammythecat]

11. HEY! What's with the "CHECK IN HERE!" crap? Huh?

Listen to me carefully. Ok? Ready? Here's a tip. Weenies like you don't EVER tell ME what to do.
Got that?

I don't tell you what to do because I DON'T CARE what you do. NOBODY cares what shits like yourself do. Got that? Good.

Freakin' sissy. I hope I see you on the street someday. Believe me when I tell ya, you DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT, want that to EVER happen.
JERK!

Well, that was exhilarating! Thanks.

[datasuspect]

12. hey, pal, can you read this ( )

let me turn it up for you.

do i know you? do you know who i am? like i don't know a fugazi.

now go get your fucking shine box.

[sammythecat]

16. You're a meanie and I'm gonna tell.

[SKKY]

14. The next person who calls me a "script kiddie"...

...will get replaced with a very small script!

[datasuspect]

17. howsabout "code monkey?"

[Deja Q]

15. Is toughness derived from how many pounds a person can lift?

Or how many suicide attempts failed? :evilgrin: