La Lioness Priyanka
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Thu Jan-18-07 02:41 PM
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The worst kisser you have ever kissed? |
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the first boy i kissed...ugh..all drooly...grossness...
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Thu Jan-18-07 02:43 PM
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1. My grandma. She liked the tongue too much. |
La Lioness Priyanka
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Thu Jan-18-07 02:43 PM
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3. teeth grinding on my lips |
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i stopped that one quick...
what are you doing???
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Left Is Write
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Thu Jan-18-07 02:46 PM
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4. There was a guy in college who was just kind of....slimy. |
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If I try to describe how gross he was while kissing, I'll just make everyone sick.
Needless to say, I never kissed him again.
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Thu Jan-18-07 02:48 PM
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5. He pecked at me over and over like a bird. |
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Lips really, really pursed tight and just peck peck peck. And this was a grown man! I just looked at him like, "Seriously?" Blergh.
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Thu Jan-18-07 02:49 PM
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the image is too funny..janesez being pecked by bird man
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Thu Jan-18-07 02:49 PM
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7. Woody Woodpecker kissed you? |
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Thu Jan-18-07 05:18 PM
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13. I had one of those... |
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and he even gave me a souvineer from his filthy house: scabies!
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Thu Jan-18-07 02:50 PM
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8. you wouldn't know them. |
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Thu Jan-18-07 02:51 PM
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9. Oh... ninth grade. He slobbered like you wouldn't believe. |
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I actually told him immediately afterward that he kissed like a dog. Remarkably, he still wanted to date me after that less-than-gentle criticism.:crazy:
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Thu Jan-18-07 02:54 PM
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10. My first real boyfriend |
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I swear he was trying to gag me with his tongue. It was ridiculous.
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Thu Jan-18-07 03:13 PM
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11. A girl I went with had no concept of the act |
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Imagine kissing raw liver.
I had a date with one of the operators in our Contingency Recording Facility inBerlin. I found out from her roommate a few days later that she had never been on a date before, never played kissing games in grade school, and may have (we never were quite sure) never been kissed on the lips by anyone before in her life, not even family members. So she asked her roommate how to "French kiss boys." She heard that French kissing was lots and lots of fun. Of course, "everyone" knows how to French kiss, thought roommate, so she told her "oh, you kiss him and stick your tongue in his mouth. Boys like that."
So...about ten minutes into our date, she French kissed me. She pressed her un-puckered lips against mine and laid her tongue on the floor of my mouth. Then she asked me how it was. I whispered the words she'd been longing to hear into her ear: "Would you like to learn how to kiss boys?" She did.
We went to eat, got some ice cream and then she spent about five hours learning to kiss boys...which was time well spent for her, because while we never went out again (she wanted a man who'd give her the Country Lifestyle--that ain't me, folks), I hooked her up with a guy I had working for me who was just perfect for her.
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Thu Jan-18-07 03:15 PM
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Never had a kiss or kisser that was memorably bad, or even mediocre... just good, better and best.
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Thu Jan-18-07 05:20 PM
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Or as I called him Hannibal the Cannibal.....
he wouldn't kiss.....he would bite.
He would open his mouth and be you on the lips...he bit me so hard one time that my lip bled.
I like when people bite me but not on the lips.
Worse.Kisser.EVAH!
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