My Daddy the Dancer (humor)

[rpgamerd00d]

My Daddy the Dancer

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
for a living. All the typical answers came up---fireman, mechanic,
businessman, salesman ,doctor, lawyer, and so on.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, " My father's an
exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes in front of
other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes if the offer is
really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night
for money"

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask
him, " Is this really true about your father?''

"No," the boy said, "He really works for the Republican National
Committee and is helping to get John McCain to be our next
President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the class."

[Esra Star]

1. Sooo, McCain's got good ol' Jeff Gannon on the job

wink wink, nudge nudge

[Alamom]

2. Very funny....thanks. n/t

[Connonym]

3. ha! that is excellent n/t