So where are you from?

[JVS]

[RetroLounge]

1. Come here often?

RL

[JVS]

2. I want to start putting people on my ignore and block list based on location

[Deja Q]

3. Who cares? I wanna know where we are going.

:D

[taterguy]

5. We're going straight to hell

Just like my mama said

[Phillycat]

10. I love that song!

I think you and I are the only people on earth who remember Drivin and Cryin. :)

[pdx_prog]

4. What's your sign?

[kedrys]

6. Your worst nightmare

Does that qualify? :P

[Guava Jelly]

7. My mom and dad

:7

[skygazer]

8. Earth

[tandot]

9. Egg and sperm?

[jpgray]

11. Dad says I came from the bottom of a Scotch bottle.

[JVS]

12. This begs the question of what kind of improper use of that bottle...

led to your mother's pregnancy.

[Crabby Appleton]

13. near here

[GenDem]

14. I am from

here. It was a nice warm place. Sometimes I wish I could go back there.

[SPKrazy]

15. I Come From

a place, far far away

beyond the first right turn, and down the old dirt road

[idgiehkt]

16. my favorite South vs. North joke:

Northern lady shopping in a store in the South, takes a dress up to the cashier to buy. Cashier, who is a southerner, trying to make small talk says "So, where are y'all from?" Northern lady looks askance at her and and says "We are from somewhere where we know better than to end our sentences in a preposition." Southern lady blanches, pauses for a minute, and then says, "Okay, where ya'll from, bitch?"

:rofl: Gets me every time.

consolation prize for those above the Mason-Dixon line:

from Overheard in New York.com

Waitress: "Hi, sweetie, how are you?! Can I get you some more coffee, sweetie? Sweetie, you look like you've had a rough night, can I get you something else?"

Diner, looking up at waitress for a silent minute: "Darling, I really hope this is your first day, 'cause clearly you are not skilled in the art of serving New Yorkers. I don't know how they do things down South, but here in the city you ask us what we want, you bring it to us, and you walk away. You don't make small talk, you don't ask what's wrong, and you sure as fuck don't call us 'Sweetie.' Get it?"

Waitress: "Well, screw you! I don't need to sit here and listen to some bratty--"

Diner, clapping: --"Yes! Just like that! Except next time, instead of 'Screw you,' I'd say 'Fuck you.' Much more effective. Now, may I please have a cup of coffee? Thanks, Georgia."

--Chelsea diner

[Gidney N Cloyd]

17. France.

[EstimatedProphet]

18. I'm from the government. I'm here to help.