"You're cool!" "No way, I'm a jerk, YOU'RE cool!" "No, *I'm* a jerk!"

[Richardo]

My niece and nephew (5 and 8 respectively) play-arguing at lunchtime.

They finally explained to their mystified uncle that JERK=Junior Educated Rich Kid; and COOL=Constipated Overweight Out-of-Style Loser. :rofl:

[terrya]

1. Geez, Uncle Richardo, you should have known that!

Come on. :-)

Man...they have a language all of their own. And of course, there's no interpreter nearby....

[Richardo]

2. I'm 'cool', no doubt about it.

;-)

[terrya]

4. You sure are!

I think I'll stay in the Lounge for the duration of the evening....

[Bunny]

3. By those definitions, I am SO cool!

:cry:

[Richardo]

5. Hush, you....

You'll NEVER be cool as far as I'm concerned. :pals:

[Bunny]

6. Well, I feel much better now!

:pals:

[hfojvt]

7. It does not sound cool to me

to be a junior educated rich kid. "Junior educated" sounds like an inferior education and "rich kid" is just a pompous a$$hat. Maybe that's just me, because I was not cool when it was not cool to be not cool.

[Richardo]

8. Maybe I forgot to mention they're 5 and 8

Hm. I did mention that.

[hfojvt]

9. "Seven? Yeah, I know you're seven

but you'll be seven year old, walking the dog, no house motherfu$%er!" Eddie Murphy imitating his dad

"All day long, I hear excuses for why people can't work. 'I'm tired', 'my back hurts', 'I'm only six'." Bill Murray's dad in 'Scrooged'

You gotta raise those kids right or they could end up voting for some "junior educated rich kid" for President.

Of course, both of those dad's were a$$hats, just another brick in the :hide:

[tigereye]

10. that's pretty young for that level of um, class analysis!

must be courtesy of the Cartoon Network!

:rofl:

[Richardo]

11. My other nephew (15) said he remembers saying that when he was in 3rd grade

So it's been around for awhile...don't know the origin, though - CN may be it.