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Mon Jan-22-07 09:43 PM
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Can someone analyze this dream for me, please? |
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In my dream, Lawrence Fishburne and I decided that we were going to smuggle some coke to a dealer in another country. This dealer had his own 747, and we were going to fly it to where he was. First, we had to get this plane to LAX (Los Angeles airport) by driving it throught the streets of the city. We accomplished that OK, but when we got to the airport and we were preparing to take off, some DEA agents boarded the plane and searched it.
Of course, they couldn't find the cocaine because we had sewn it into the seat cushions.
I woke up just as we were taking off -- Lawrence flew the first shift -- so I have no idea what happened
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Mon Jan-22-07 09:46 PM
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1. you've been smoking again, haven't you? |
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Mon Jan-22-07 09:48 PM
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Mon Jan-22-07 09:49 PM
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3. It means that you had a very strange dream. |
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Mon Jan-22-07 09:52 PM
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4. You aren't feeding your pets enough |
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Mon Jan-22-07 09:59 PM
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5. It means that L F did not split 50-50 with you on that deal... |
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...and he seemed like such a nice guy too. :silly:
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Mon Jan-22-07 10:07 PM
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Thanks for clearing that up for me. I knew Lawrence was a snake.
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Mon Jan-22-07 11:57 PM
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7. Fishburne is clearly symbolic of a past lover. The plane is a snake (euphemistically speaking) |
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Edited on Tue Jan-23-07 12:00 AM by izzybeans
Freud taught us what snakes mean in dreams didn't he ;) The coke is the contents of the snake. The DEA saved you from starting a sex thread. Clearly they represent Ted Haggard...no wait... James Dobson... no wait a chastity belt...no wait..your parents walking in as you are preparing for take off.
a general rule of thumb: don't believe a dream interpreter, especially this one. But I do take my fee on the way out the door.
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Tue Jan-23-07 12:00 AM
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8. What no snakes on the plane? |
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There had to be snakes on the plane!!!
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Tue Jan-23-07 12:01 AM
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9. Been watching too many Miami Vice reruns? |
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Tue Jan-23-07 12:01 AM
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10. Samuel L Jackson showed up |
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with sOME SNAKES ON A PLANE, FUCKING SNAKES ON A PLANE!
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Tue Jan-23-07 12:03 AM
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11. Enigmatic's Analysis: You and Lawrence are Douchebags |
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Sorry, couldn't resist:)
That's and interesting dream; did you just see a Fishbourne Film recently? It also kinds sounds like that film w/ Johnny Depp w/ as the coke dealer, but I can't remember the name of it...
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Tue Jan-23-07 12:17 AM
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15. I recently watched "Boyz-n-the-Hood". n/t |
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Tue Jan-23-07 12:19 AM
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I watched "Metropolis" a couple of weeks ago on TCM; it's one of my all-time favorite films. The dreams I had that night...
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Tue Jan-23-07 12:08 AM
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12. Perhaps Freud would be helpful |
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Laurence Fishburne clearly represents your father.
The coke = the love that was always out of reach, time and time again.
The DEA agents = DEA agents... sometimes a cigar is a cigar.
Seat cushions... your bum, booty, backside (sorry, everyone was thinking it.)
Please, don't shoot the messenger.
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Tue Jan-23-07 12:10 AM
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Did you make it after all?
I know, I know:)
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Tue Jan-23-07 12:14 AM
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I made it, finally.
Now, if I can just keep it.
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Tue Jan-23-07 12:17 AM
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16. Make sure Murray stops macking on you |
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Tue Jan-23-07 12:19 AM
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for his shiny bald head.
I let him smack my ass, and he lets me rub his head.
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Tue Jan-23-07 12:24 AM
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19. You need an excretory mentor, you're repressed, and you can't sleep. Follow me: |
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Lawrence Fishburne, in his role as Morpheus indicates that you aren't sleeping well and are tooling around with the God of Sleep.
You get to the airport okay but can't get out again. That is, you can't get ex-LAX; ergo, you're backed up. This is compounded by the presence of coke in the seat cushions, on which one is supposed to sit. But then Fishburne "flew the first shift," which is to say "took the first shift." Well, it's obvious that you've put that "f" in "shift" to protect yourself from your own scatological fears; Fishburne took the first shit, and, following his lead, you are likewise able to evacuate (demonstrated by your exit from the dream, having accomplished what you set out to do).
And the fact that you drive the 747 clearly indicates a fear of flying. Have you read Erica Jong? Hmm...
Incidentally, the fact that you're smuggling coke out of the country represents a seriously distorted view of the marketplace.
Any other questions?
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Tue Jan-23-07 01:22 AM
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I knew there was a simple explanation...:toast:
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Tue Jan-23-07 01:15 AM
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20. you want to f*** Lawrence Fishburne at the airport |
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Tue Jan-23-07 01:27 AM
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23. OMG DRIVER8 DON'T BLOCK ME FOR BEING HOSTILE!!! |
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Edited on Tue Jan-23-07 01:27 AM by Skittles
LOL :hi:
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