Midlodemocrat
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Tue Jan-23-07 10:01 AM
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Sadly, it has come to this. |
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I'm selling the MidloVan. It sits idly in the driveway begging for someone to drive it, to do more than back it out of the basketball pad so that BoyMidlo can shoot hoops.
I'm sorry MidloVan, but you're red. You served me well, but with the acquisition of the House AND Senate, I just couldn't drive you anymore. Hence the new, improved, BLUE MidloVan in the garage.
I shall be sorry to see you go, but not sorry for the not so much chump change thou shall bring me.
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Hugin
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Tue Jan-23-07 10:03 AM
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1. MidloVan has 'The Gay'. |
Midlodemocrat
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Tue Jan-23-07 10:04 AM
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2. Shit. I never thought about that. |
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Does it wash off, do you think?
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Hugin
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Tue Jan-23-07 10:05 AM
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4. Try spraying around some Lysol. |
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Tue Jan-23-07 10:13 AM
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9. Just slap a Jesus fish on the back and it'll "pass" |
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Tue Jan-23-07 10:15 AM
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A Catholic one.
Series. This is Hugh@@2111!!!
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Tue Jan-23-07 10:22 AM
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12. You're screwn, I think -- wait, I have it! |
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Get one of those little American flags for the antennae. That MIGHT work.
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Midlodemocrat
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Tue Jan-23-07 10:23 AM
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13. What about some yellow support the troops ribbons? |
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Do you think that will help?
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Tue Jan-23-07 10:32 AM
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And a Cracker Barrel sticker... I bet they have them.
(btw -- I found out Haruka likes CB's French Toast -- so, don't let her rag on you about liking their chicken and dumplings any more).
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Tue Jan-23-07 10:26 AM
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14. A couple of Chinese made, 'W athletic supporter' magnets... |
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Will take 'The Gay' right out of it.
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Tue Jan-23-07 10:35 AM
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Tue Jan-23-07 10:04 AM
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Tue Jan-23-07 10:06 AM
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5. Blue is my favorite color. |
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I had to wait a long time for a blue van. The last one had a tow package for Mr. Midlo's boat, which is why we had to get it in the first place.
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Tue Jan-23-07 10:08 AM
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before it turns lavendar. You think I'm kidding?
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Tue Jan-23-07 10:10 AM
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7. Isn't ULV (ultra-lavender ray) exposure irreversible? |
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Tue Jan-23-07 10:14 AM
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10. That's strictly a need to know basis, buddy. |
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Tue Jan-23-07 10:13 AM
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8. you could have used it to chase errant school administrators! |
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Edited on Tue Jan-23-07 10:13 AM by tigereye
I didn't really mean that, but it was fun to think.
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