XNASA
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Tue Jan-23-07 12:10 PM
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The Wit and Wisdom of Winston Churchill |
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Winston Churchill was getting a bit tipsy at a hoity-toity social dinner when the aging hostess, Lady Something-Hyphenated, said, "Winston, you're drunk!" To which Churchill replied, "I may be drunk, but you are ugly, so fuck you."
At a similar function, the aging hostess remarked, "Winston, if you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee." To which the big man replied, "Shut the fuck up."
Then there was the time at the Potsdam Conference when President Truman barged into Churchill's room demanding to see him immediately. WC's valet protested that the Prime Minister was in the bath. "I don't care," Truman retorted, "get him out here!" So Churchill burst into the room, dripping wet and stark naked, and intoned, "What are you staring at, homo?"
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Tue Jan-23-07 12:11 PM
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1. This is your finest motherfucking hour |
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johnnie
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Tue Jan-23-07 12:16 PM
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3. This is even funnier than the molecule one |
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Tue Jan-23-07 12:18 PM
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4. LOL. Churchill sure was a witty motherfucker. |
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Tue Jan-23-07 12:19 PM
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5. I heard those stories told a bit differently. |
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"Winston,you're drunk!" To which Churchill replied, "I may be drunk, but you are ugly, tomorrow I will be sober and you will still be ugly".
"Winston, if you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee." To which the big man replied, "and Madam if I were your husband, I would drink it".
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Tue Jan-23-07 01:03 PM
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6. GB Shaw and Churchill Correspondence |
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Shaw - Play Opening Tonight, have enclosed two tickets, bring a friend, you feckin' douchebag, if you have one
Churchill - Fuck You you Irish Cocksucker, I'm busy tonight. Will come to tomorrow's performance, if you have one......
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Tue Jan-23-07 01:04 PM
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Tue Jan-23-07 01:30 PM
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8. The ghost of Winston Churchill visited XNASA in a dream |
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and said "Fuck you, you homo."
:rofl:
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Tue Jan-23-07 01:33 PM
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Tue Jan-23-07 01:50 PM
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12. where did all these Bears fans come from? |
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I don't remember them posting here in such numbers in years past . . .
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Tue Jan-23-07 01:33 PM
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9. I could totally see that in my minds eye, |
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Tue Jan-23-07 01:45 PM
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11. Don't talk to me about naval tradition. |
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It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash
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Tue Jan-23-07 06:44 PM
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13. "We'll fight 'em on the fucking beaches..." |
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