yvr girl
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Tue Jan-23-07 03:50 PM
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Vending Machine Horror Stories |
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Yesterday, at work, a colleague got some candy out of the vending machine. When she opened it up, it was full of MAGGOTS.
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Tue Jan-23-07 04:04 PM
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1. A vending machine once ate the city of Oakland. |
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Tue Jan-23-07 04:20 PM
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I don't think you top that, everyone else will just say it took their money or the little spiral thing holding the item in didn't turn enough to let it drop.
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Tue Jan-23-07 04:31 PM
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3. What kind of candy was it? |
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Tue Jan-23-07 04:54 PM
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4. While completely unrelated, your sig is awesome. |
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Wed Jan-24-07 12:30 AM
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If that happened to me, I'd never touch a Smartie again as long as I lived. Which is sad, because Smarties are delicious.
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Wed Jan-24-07 07:27 PM
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Tue Jan-23-07 10:30 PM
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Jeebus! :scared:
Last week I got some red vines out of the vending machine with a survey flag. :D
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Tue Jan-23-07 10:32 PM
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8. I bought some dried figs at a health food store in a nearby town |
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and they were full of maggots too. :puke: The worst thing a vending machine has ever done is steal my ninety-five cents, knock on wood.
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Wed Jan-24-07 12:33 AM
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10. How the fuck do maggots get into a candy package?!? |
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Ew! Ew! Ew!!!
I know they get in garbage but prepackaged candy?!!
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Wed Jan-24-07 07:29 PM
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13. Aren't there acceptable limits of rodent droppings and rat hairs allowed in |
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candy by the Federal Government?
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Wed Jan-24-07 07:25 PM
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11. We had a beer machine in the barracks in Berlin |
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Then they sent us a Mormon company commander.
This man decided the presence of a beer machine in his dayroom upset his religious sensibilities, so he had them change all the beer to soda. Unfortunately for us, the fucker left the "Cold Beer" sign at the top and the brands of beer on the buttons. We found this out right after a swing shift...get off the bus, go to the dayroom, drop in your 95cents, and get a cold refreshing...FUCK!
Unfortunately for him, the company commander at the other end of the building didn't feel that way. He found out our CO had changed over the beer machine and ordered a second beer machine for his own dayroom.
Except for the beer machine thing, he was a pretty decent guy.
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