Your Favorite Lesbian...

[arwalden]

...daytime talk show host is:

[brainshrub]

1. Does Ani DiFranco count as a lesbian?

Or is she Bi? I heard that she got married a few years ago. Is that right?

[indigo32]

3. Ani is married

and lackes a daytime talk show

[indigo32]

4. Ani is married

and lackes a daytime talk show

[Bertha Venation]

6. So am I.

[7th_Sephiroth]

29. neither

Peppermint patty from peanuts

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. Ellen without a doubt

She is just plain old consistently funny.

[arwalden]

7. When I First Started Seeing Promos For Ellen's Upcoming Talk Show...

... I immediately assumed that it was going to be a flop. I must have been influenced by the fact that her 2nd TV sitcom failed quickly.

But this one is DEFINITELY a winner!! Very hip, smart, fast, clever... and FUN!

-- Allen

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

24. Ellen is a great conversationalist and her original writing when she was

only doing stand-up honed in on the absurd...she has an innate sense of it. Read her book, "My Point, and I Do Have One.." There was only editorial modification..it was not ghost written...

I haven't seen her show yet, but I can't wait to watch.

[Bertha Venation]

5. Mrs. Venation

Oh. Daytime talk show host.

Rosie. I loved her show. I've seen Ellen's show once or twice and IMO she can't compete in that venue.

Now, post a poll about my favorite stand-up comic lesbian.... If you do that be sure to include Kate Clinton.

[Skittles]

9. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WAS GOING TO ANSWER TEENA AND BERTHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bertha Venation]

18. hehehee

:D

[ronnykmarshall]

15. Kate Clinton is wonderful.

Other great comics:

Suzanne Westenhoefer

Marga Gomez

Leah Di --- (I can't remember her last name)

[terrya]

8. Oh, it's Ellen. :-)

IMO.

[Kamika]

10. they both suck

yes my arguments might be bad but they aren't funny

[Limbought]

11. Could we please have a .............

"NONE OF THE ABOVE" option?

[arwalden]

12. Sorry... that's not an option on this poll.

Although... I did briefly consider putting an "ALL of the above" option for the folks who liked them both and who couldn't make up their minds.

In any case... I'll put you down for "none of the above". (Did you have someone else in mind?)

-- Allen

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

25. Why?

[OneBlueSky]

13. I was gonna vote for Carson Kressley . . .

but she doesn't host a daytime show . . .

[ronnykmarshall]

14. Ellen

I love her new show. Rosie lost my respect when she went on "Bill O'Really" and kissed his ass.

[skypilot]

16. Portia De Rossi

[KamaAina]

17. NSMA needs a talk show!

She'd be worthy competition even for Ellen, who definitely rocks.

Think of it: All that legal and surfing expertise, plus she's right down the 5 from Studio City or Burbank or wherever.

I'll produce (though I am not a lesbian, or even female, for that matter)...

"Next up on 'Teena Talk': today's surf report, Day 68 of the Kobe Bryant news boycott, plus California gubernatorial candidate Mr. Ed!"

:-)

[indigo32]

21. Hell yeah

that'd rock.

[blondeatlast]

30. No shiite.

The title?

"Nothing Shocks Me Anymore," featuring moon pies and RC in the Green Room.

[jimbo fett]

19. Ann Coulter.

[skypilot]

20. Don't try to fob...

...that bitch off on our team. We don't want her.

[terrya]

22. NO WAY is that "woman" on our team.

Ann is virulently homophobic.

Quelle surprise, eh?

[jimbo fett]

26. I know but I just thought I'd start a rumor to piss off the homophobic

conservatives.

[blondeatlast]

31. But we don't want her either.

[devilgrrl]

23. She doesn't have a talk show but ...

Lily Tomlin always manages to bust my gut.

[latebloomer]

32. I second Lily!

Ellen is unfunny and Rosie is terminally obnoxious.

[Throckmorton]

27. My sister -in-law Susan

shes my personal favorite

[mvd]

28. Ellen

She's funnier overall, though no one could do Rosie's show like Rosie. She had a uniquely good thing going.