I have tissue stuffed up my nose like two little plugs. Whenever I sneeze they shoot out like two rockets, and the baby wakes up. Of course I'm sneezing every five minutes, and each sneeze is proceeded by thirty agonizing seconds of what feels like thirty fairies sticking my sinus with needles while simultaneously rubbing itching powder into my nose. They dry air and nose blowing has given me a bloody nose and my brain feels like this:
Of course, I caught it from the baby. I swear, those people at the daycare makes sure that he catches every cold that comes through there so that he can bring it home to us. I've never been sick so often in my life. I hope the next 18 years aren't like this.
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