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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-30-07 11:01 PM
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I just swallowed an entire manatee - anyone have a defibrillator?
I'm thinking I should have cut it into pieces. I also need to unbutton my pants, but now I can't reach them.

But still, gotta give me credit for doing it! :applause:
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Evoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-31-07 01:12 AM
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1. Take a picture of yourself "swallowing a manatee" and post it on
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marzipanni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-31-07 01:53 AM
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2. I think you need the Hindenberg maneuver!
"Oh, the hugh manatee!"
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darkstar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-31-07 01:58 AM
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3. oh god.....
:toast:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-31-07 11:31 AM
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4. OMG! That's awesome!
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:



:applause:

:yourock:

That one deserves a special reward!
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marzipanni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-31-07 01:17 PM
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6. It's an image I'll never forget...
I'm glad to see you survived the Hindenberg maneuver.
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-31-07 11:49 AM
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5. I've got a few defibrillators (really)
Edited on Wed Jan-31-07 11:49 AM by eyepaddle
I'm not trained on them yet, so that's a pretty tough break--for you.

Good Luck on that. ;)
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-31-07 01:24 PM
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7. not to worry. Manatees digest quickly except the teeth and whiskers.
You may experience a prickly sensation in your......when breaking wind over the next several days.
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