I am a winner!

[billyskank]

I just won a can of mixed beans in mild chilli sauce.

I shit ye not.

[MissHoneychurch]

1. I didn't know you were playing!!!

now are you going to share the chili beans with us?? :rofl:

[billyskank]

6. Why of course

come on over. :hi:

[Kajsa]

2. LOL- Billy, dear-

How did you win that?

Inquiring minds want to know.

:D :hi:

[billyskank]

7. When I was at the supermarket

at the checkout they gave me this little ticket thing with my receipt. Like a lottery scratch card, except that you peel back a flap to see what you won. The first time I didn't win anything, but this time I did! I was genuinely amused by the brass to balls pantitude of the prize.

:rofl:

[Kajsa]

18. That's funny!

What a way to brighten your day!

:rofl:

[AirmensMom]

3. I already knew that!

:loveya: :hug:

But the prize ain't worth a hill o' beans! :rofl:

[billyskank]

9. Well thank you

:hug:

It is so crap, isn't it? :rofl:

:loveya:

[crim son]

4. Oh, that is so very much what I've come to expect in terms of good fortune

You have my condolences. :rofl:

[billyskank]

10. Me too!

That really is my life. :rofl:

[crim son]

17. Be grateful for the small things, right?

Fuck that shit, I say. :rofl:

[billyskank]

19. I agree

It's like, at a certain point it ceasing being a bonus and just feels like somebody's having a laugh at your expense. ;)

[ThomCat]

5. The shitting will come after you eat those beans.

:P

[billyskank]

11. Nah, I seriously doubt the power of these beans

It did say mild chilli. ;)

[Little Wing]

8. Oh, you'll be shitting soon enough

:-)

[billyskank]

12. Meh, I can take more than *mild* chilli beans

;)

[fizzgig]

13. i must admit

i'm just a bit perplexed by this. is the store just giving away random canned goods?

and what beans are in mixed beans?

[billyskank]

15. Yup. Just giving away random groceries

It is almost charming in its innocent naffness. :D

Dunno what beans are there. I have yet to redeem my prize. :hi:

[azmouse]

14. I've got gas just thinking about those beans.

Sorry... :blush:

[billyskank]

16. You want me to burp you?

:)

[azmouse]

20. That's the best offer I've had in weeks.

:dilemma: Should I behave or shouldn't I?

[BarenakedLady]

21. I always knew you were special

Though I never realized beans were involved at all.

:rofl:

[billyskank]

22. Me too. And now I know exactly how special.

Exactly one can of mixed beans in mild chilli sauce special. :D

[BarenakedLady]

23. You always thought you were special?

....alright well what kind of beans are they exactly because it makes a HUGE difference.

Are we talking kidney bean, black beans, or what? This is serious business.

[billyskank]

24. Well, maybe not

But now I know. :P

I think kidney beans are in the but I cannot be sure. I haven't actually redeemed my wondrous prize yet, so cannot refer to the can for its contents.

[BarenakedLady]

25. "I think kidney beans are in the but..."

Not.gonna.comment.must.resist.


:rofl:

[billyskank]

26. ...in THERE but...

as well you know. :eyes:

:P

[BarenakedLady]

27. Party pooper

:eyes:

Kill joy

Stick in the mud

:P

Enjoy your beans.

[leeroysphitz]

28. Maybe you should log off DU and go start planning your families future.

What with this mammoth windfall...