Why do newsstands sell porno at airports?

[Squatch]

Every airport newsstand you go to has porno ranging from Playboy to Barely Legal Anal Animal Insertions (part 2). I have to wonder, when are the perusers of such material going to...um...engage themselves in the subject material?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Isn't that what the Mile High Club is for?

[Squatch]

2. If you could go solo to join the MHC, wouldn't that kinda defeat the

purpose?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Depends on what you want to do.

But I suppose it's true that much of the challenge involved in joining the MHC is lost if you're solo.

[Richardo]

4. If you recall the first 'Airplane' movie...

...those magazines were displayed in a section called 'Whacking Material'.

One of the funniest parts of a funny movie - that was pretty cutting edge humor in the 70s.

[ikojo]

5. Delayed flights....

horny men

lots of bathrooms


Seems like a good business decision to me.

[LostInAnomie]

6. Barely Legal Anal Animal Insertions (part 2) is really the Cadillac of BLAAI porn.

What would be funnier would be sitting next to the guy reading one of those mags, and then having him getting mad at you for reading over his shoulder.

[deucemagnet]

7. I didn't think part 2 was going to be on the stands until next month.

I'm going to the airport!