Reverend_Smitty
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Mon Feb-05-07 12:37 AM
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I was just disgraced at my own Super Bowl party! |
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so apparently when you invite your college roommate over to a family Super Bowl party and do a bunch of Jager bombs and other assorted alcoholic beverages somehow you start wrestling in the middle of the living room in front of your whole family. I wouldn't mind so much but this girl who weighs 100 pounds soaking wet just totally kicked my ass...I feel shamed and I feel the need to challenge her to a re-match when we are both sober and are on neutral territory...dammit Jagermeister is a crazy drink!!!
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Mon Feb-05-07 12:39 AM
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1. Your Festivus parties break up early, don't they? |
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Edited on Mon Feb-05-07 12:39 AM by slj0101
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Reverend_Smitty
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Mon Feb-05-07 12:41 AM
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2. We didn't have a proper Festivus celebration this year... |
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so I guess this counts, although my personal feat of strength was not what I wanted it to be...I blame it on the booze and the abnormal amounts of buffalo wings I ingested tonight
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Mon Feb-05-07 12:41 AM
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Mon Feb-05-07 12:43 AM
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have ever been rendered!
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Mon Feb-05-07 12:44 AM
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It all started with my aunt fighting my roomie (my aunt just turned 40 the other day, so I guess she was proving she was still young enough) and then all of the sudden my glasses were taken away and I was in a head lock...I swear I demand a re-match!!!!
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Mon Feb-05-07 02:33 AM
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6. Dude, you can't wrestle a girl...... |
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and NOT lose. It's just too interesting to keep the brain operating properly.
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Mon Feb-05-07 02:36 AM
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7. They're both girls. nt |
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Mon Feb-05-07 02:37 AM
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8. You have to really watch out for the little, scrappy fighters. Trust me, I know. |
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I am one.
In fact, I've been described as freakishly strong.
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Mon Feb-05-07 07:47 AM
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12. You are freakishly strong |
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Mon Feb-05-07 03:38 AM
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Mon Feb-05-07 03:47 AM
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10. Want me come over and kick all their asses? |
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I'm in meno, mean and looking for a good fight. The 40 pounds I've gained since the onset of meno will work in my favor. I know how to throw a punch.
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Mon Feb-05-07 04:29 AM
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11. OMG!! Two drunk women wrestling on the living room floor!!!!!.... |
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....this thread is useless without pictures...
BTW, I'll buy tickets for the rematch...:9
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Mon Feb-05-07 02:01 PM
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13. but now we are two hungover women with sore backs and arms |
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Edited on Mon Feb-05-07 02:01 PM by Reverend_Smitty
it might be a while before the re-match, we need time to recover and I think I need to start hitting the gym...I was embarrassed last night
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Mon Feb-05-07 02:03 PM
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14. Were you in your jammies? |
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Were there feather pillows involved? Please?
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Mon Feb-05-07 02:08 PM
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I really feel that drunk girl fights are way less sexy than men think
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