The Tony Montana Insult AND Wisdom Generator

[LynneSin]

http://www.electricartists.com/scarface/insult3.html

My insult: Ju got a look in your eye like ju haven't been fucked in a year!

My Wisdom from Tony: All you have in this world is your balls and my word, and you don't break 'em for no one, ju understand?

[GOPisEvil]

1. Bwahahaha!

My insult: You think you can fuckin' take me? Ju fuckin maricon! (Apologies to gay folks everywhere. Tony said it! Not me!)

My wisdom: There is nothing you can do to me that Castro has not already done.

[underpants]

2. "Re-elect Bush" translates as:

Anything beats lying around all day waiting for me to f*ck you, I'll tell you that!

[PVnRT]

3. I'm gonna stick your heads up your asses

faster than a rabbit gets fucked!

Anything beats lying around all day waiting for me to fuck you, I'll tell you that!

[citizen snips]

4. Tony Montana is still alive

"say ello to my little friend".

[gator_in_Ontario]

5. My insult:

"ju remind me of Dr. Phil"

Answer: "Do I have to kill your brother first, before I kill you?"

[101 Proof]

6. lmao

Insult: Don't fuck me. Don't you ever try to fuck me. Ju Cockroach.

Wisdom: Ju gotcha head stuck in jo cooter!

[SOteric]

7. Wisdom.

This country, you gotta make the money first. Then you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman.