The "Hoohaa" Monologues

[GoddessOfGuinness]

Yet another video essay on American stupidity:

http://www.cnn.com/video/player/player.html?url=/video/us/2007/02/07/johnson.hooha.monologues.wjxt

[GoddessOfGuinness]

1. tweak

[Scout]

2. i'm going to The VAGINA Monologues this Saturday... n/t

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. I've heard that it's wonderful...

You'll have to tell us about it!

I have a hard time dealing with people who freak out at the thought of teaching their kid what a vagina is...
No wonder teen pregnancy is rampant.

[graywarrior]

4. Florida.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. Only in FL.

[graywarrior]

6. Florida wins for all this type of shit, from child molesting to sheep mutilation.

It's all HERE! Come and get it!!!!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. Maybe it's a disease carried by mosquitos...

Or perhaps sniffing too much mosquito spray combined with UV radiation...

Sheep mutilation? That's a new one. Poor things!

[graywarrior]

8. I made up the sheep thing.

I belong here.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. Oh good...

I thought you were in NH.

Just wishful thinking?

[NC_Nurse]

10. Somebody f*cked a goat to death there recently.

I shit you not. It died.

In Okaloosa County on the panhandle of FL.

How gross is that???? :crazy:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. Oh my god...

Poor creature. :cry:

[Orsino]

12. I hope to be on record as the first to use the phrase "hoohaa dentata."

If possible.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. Sounds like a medical dictionary entry word.

:rofl:

[edbermac]

14. So when's your next visit to the HooHaa doctor?

;)

[philosophie_en_rose]

15. Hoohaa? Is that the porn version of Heehaw?

:shrug:

What the hell is a hoohaa?