A diversion from nastiness: let's discuss the allure of a pool of gelatinized SPAM fat!

[Rabrrrrrr]

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:


65,000 gallons of gelatinized SPAM fat to swim in! To bathe in! To lounge in! To just lay on top of, ever so gently, and drift into dreamland bouyed by the almost erotic perfume of it!

[Richard Steele]

1. Spaaaaaaaaammmm faaatt......

[Critters2]

2. As a veg*n, I must say I find this deeply offensive

I thought you belonged to a multi-racial, multi-cultural, accessible to all, open and affirming, and so on and so on Christian church!!! That just makes this that much more offensive!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Jesus, you sound like a Methodist or a Presbyterian. I thought you were Christian?

:eyes:

[Critters2]

5. No. I used to be. Then I began to worship

"cultural icons".

[wildhorses]

4. lets do jello--blue since we are dems!!!

just can't do the spam thing tonite doll:P

[LeftyMom]

6. Also not vegan

Can't we finally bid farewell to the politics of exclusion? ;)

[Critters2]

7. My point exactly!!

Accessible to all my ass!!

[Fran Kubelik]

19. You are making your ass accessible to all?

Tell me more about this religion of yours.

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. No no no - read what she said.

She's making all her ass available, not her ass available to all.

[Fran Kubelik]

21. Read it like Yoda is speaking.

She is offering it up to all comers.

[wildhorses]

8. yes, so then what would you suggest?

cos i want us ALL to be there:hug::hi:

[LeftyMom]

10. I'd say soy pudding, but apparently we have soyaphobics

and it is a common allergen.

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. So I guess they changed the rule on public humiliation?

Some people feel great shame about their allergies, and now you've just thrown it into their face.

Why not just publish their addresses and force them to wear a great big "A" on their clothing so that polling stations know not to let them vote?

And while you're on your "Racial qualifications to vote" kick, I'm sure you'd prefer to take away the Hispanic and Black right to vote.

[Chan790]

15. Matcha-flavored agar

Fun, cruelty-free, and more jiggle than Jello. Has the distinct benefits of being good for your hair and skin, an anti-oxidant, an anti-biotic, and smelling like tea. Also, it's thoroughly inedible due to tasting like tea concentrate and the more of it you jump-in and play on, the less there is for me to be fed for dessert.

Just to be clear, agar is yummy, but Matcha-flavored agar is grody beyond all belief.

If you don't like agar, there is always tapioca. :)

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. So you don't think that America killed enough Japanese in WWII, huh?

Jeez, what is this, the John Birch website?

[Chan790]

18. Wow...

Does the John Birch Society even have a website? If so, did the CIA build it for them or did all the low-intelligence right-wing conspiracy kooks combine their cumulative 50 brain cells to achieve some sort of creative critical mass?

Edit: I think we killed plenty of Japanese in WWII. Matcha is still gross. Also, I may just be tired but your cynicism is hilarious.

Edit2: Oh dear God, they do have a website. If I didn't know it was real, I'd think it was parody. I'm now scared of the loonies. They think Gardasil is a conspiracy against pre-teen schoolgirls in FL for crissakes.

[wildhorses]

22. lets play in the agar and

eat the tapioca:9:hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. I think you've missed the point.

So you think the world should just adjust to your "moods" and "needs"? Well, moods are a thing for cattle, not humans.

:eyes:




















:P

[Critters2]

11. You're so mean, insensitive, discompassionate,

and in general not progressive. Just as I always suspected.

I mean, of course the world should adjust to my moods. Oh, and I fail to detect any difference between my moods and my needs.

[wildhorses]

14. ---

:rofl:

you are a hoot. you will be receiving my calligraphied thank you card any day now


i think i just made up a word

[peekaloo]

12. Fat? I thought it was placenta!

:dunce:

[Ptah]

13. I said, hey! you! get off of my spam

I live in an apartment on the ninety-ninth floor of my block
And I sit at home looking out the window
Imagining the world has stopped
Then in flies a guy whos all dressed up like a union jack
And says, Ive won five pounds if I have his kind of detergent pack

I said, hey! you! get off of my spam
Hey! you! get off of my spam
Hey! you! get off of my spam
Dont hang around cause twos a crowd
On my spam, baby