OK, who's the wise guy who gave me the heart?

[Richard Steele]

Geez...I spend 11 thousand posts building a reputation
as a nasty, unpleasant old curmudgeonly asshole, and
all that work is now completely UNDERMINED by a single
$5 donation to DU!

How the heck am I supposed to FLAME people now, with that cute little heart
there? Doesn't matter what I write; I know they're just gonna
look at the bottom of my post and go, "Awww, somebody WUVS dicksteele, that's so cute".

Whoever you are, whatever your reason for doing this horrible thing,
just let me say: Well played, you magnificant bastard! :toast:

I know when I've been beat.
So, screw it- HUGS for everybody!

:hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug:
:grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug:
:pals: :pals: :pals: :pals: :pals: :grouphug:
:hug: :pals: :grouphug: :hug: :pals: :grouphug: :hug: :pals:

[idgiehkt]

1. well, it wasn't me

but I'm kicking this just because I enjoyed reading it so much. :hi:

[Richard Steele]

2. I just hope whoever gave it to me sees this thread, and enjoys it as well.

I was grinning the whole time I wrote it, and that always feels nice.

[JVS]

3. you're just mad because it ruined the 35 fake hearts you put in your sigline

[Richard Steele]

9. That's exactly the type of thing I'm talking about!

All of my beautiful wickedness- melting. MELTING!!!!!!
What a world!
:rofl:

[crim son]

4. "Well played, you magnificent bastard"

:rofl:

[Richard Steele]

16. Funny that YOU are the ONLY responder who fixated upon that particular sentence...or ISN'T it?

Anything you wanna get off your chest, oh mighty Crim-meister?
They say CONFESSION is good for the soul, y'know...

I'm not ACCUSING you of anything "heart-related".
I would NEVER accuse anyone of ANYTHING without hard evidence,
let alone one of my newest, favoritest "imaginary friends".

I may STARE at you intently while I mull over some serious SUSPICIONS,
but that's not the TECHNICALLY same as ACCUSING you of anything...
just creepy and disturbing!

[twilight_sailing]

5. Well written.

[redqueen]

6. hehehehehe

a nasty, unpleasant old curmudgeonly asshole?

but... i like you!

does this mean i like assholes?

:shrug:

i'm so confused...

[Scout]

7. wasn't me! sorry I can't help you n/t

[graywarrior]

8. It was the best male vocalist...ever.

He loves you.

[Richard Steele]

10. So, you have no qualms about kicking a man when he's down, eh?

I like that. :patriot:

[graywarrior]

11. I've had lots of practice.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

12. Somebody undermined me, too.

x( x(

:* :*

[Richard Steele]

17. People are the WORST, aren't they?

[xchrom]

13. i know huh? it's unsettling.

and a little exciting.

what's a grump to do!!!??

[doc03]

14. dicksteele Have I seen you in the movies

with Peter North or Dick Hardman? I got a heart too, I feel your pain.

[Richard Steele]

15. No. I headlined on local TV once, but I had a shirt over my head... out of respect for TRADITION.

Seriously. It was a 15-foot 'perp walk' from the back door
of the Police Station to the squad car. And in a town that small,
EVERYONE already knew me, and knew damn well what I looked like...
but the cops just flat-out REFUSED (politely, but adamantly)
to walk me those 15 feet in handcuffs until I agreed to hide my face
and keep my head bowed as if I were ashamed.

Seemed WEIRD to me. But alot of shit seems weird when you're 14, not?