Lay it on me...give me some Bush quotes

[LSK]

Copycat yes, but fun also!

:D

[Reverend_Smitty]

1. One of my favorites

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

[idgiehkt]

2. I can only think of one:

"Duh."

Oh wait, there's "raise the pie higher" or something like that. :hi:

[RedStateShame]

3. something...fly to Los Angeles..something..asshole brother?

Oh, Bush the band!!! You helped the world still hate the name Bush during the Clinton years.

[idgiehkt]

12. I love that song!

No sex in your violence...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mBrv52D2TY

[NewWaveChick1981]

4. "Whut???"

I think that's his mantra...:P

[LSK]

5. "Dont bother us because we will kill you"

[itsmesgd]

6. "Oh shit I just ran over my exboyfriend with my car and killed him"

Laura (not yet married to) Bush

[Broken_Hero]

7. This is my wife's fave...

during one of his random we gotta get the terraist speeches...

"We have to prostitute the terrorists"...

W meant prosecute the terraists, but missed up his lang, yet again....

[LSK]

9. "Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their, their love with women all across this country."

:rofl:

[Broken_Hero]

10. some of my favorites were from his

debates...I think it was

"Got wood, hey does anybody need some wood?" during the second debate...

And the "internets" one is a classic....:D

The fool me once/twice misshap was golden though....

[jus_the_facts]

8. "History...who cares...we'll all be dead."

...when once asked how he'll be viewed for the Iraq war. :(

[SeattleGirl]

11. Here's a few:

"Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to peace." 7/25/03

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe, and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right." 7/22/01

"One of the great things about books is, sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." 1/3/00

"Actually, I -- this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about -- when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me." 5/31/00

[GenDem]

13. So many, hard to chose a favorite. Here's a recent quote -

"I think that the vice president is a person reflecting a half-glass-full mentality." --George W. Bush, interview on National Public Radio, Jan. 29, 2007

[ptvet]

14. Mankind and the fish, can co-exist!

or something close to that...

[Ivan Sputnik]

15. "Too bad the French don't have a word for entrepreneur"

Always giggle-inducing.

[Lisa]

16. here's one from last month ... one of the rare times when he blurts out something true

"And there is distrust in Washington. I am surprised, frankly, at the amount of distrust that exists in this town. And I'm sorry it's the case, and I'll work hard to try to elevate it."

Plenty more where that came from!

http://www.dubyaspeak.com/freshdubya.phtml

[hellbound-liberal]

17. Here's my favorite about our reourceful enemies:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

[Broken_Hero]

18. thats a good one,

I had to read it twice to pick up the bushism....but perhaps, he showed us his true intentions....