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Lethe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 08:07 PM
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I do not find Angelina Jolie attractive....
Edited on Wed Feb-14-07 08:25 PM by ikhor
I am male.
I am heterosexual.
I am otherwise normal.

That is all. :)
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 08:09 PM
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1. I don't, either.
I am female.
I am heterosexual.
So I guess it figures.
But still, I'd rather look like her than like me.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 08:23 PM
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2. Blasphemy!
:o
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Rhythm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 08:23 PM
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3. seconded...
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Omphaloskepsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 08:24 PM
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4. Ditto...
She is fugly... Ick..
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Nicole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 08:27 PM
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5. Thank you!
That gives us women of the smaller lips hope. :rofl:
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Rhythm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 08:58 PM
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13. my g/f has those lips... *swoon*
maybe that's why i think Angelina is hawt?!
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Nicole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 09:09 PM
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14. Could be
that's why you think she's hawt.

The older I get, the smaller my lips are. :(
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Rhythm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 09:23 PM
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17. i don't have much of an upper lip...
it's a genetic thing, i guess.

Thank goodness the kids get that gene from their dad's side...
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 09:44 PM
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21. Women Of The Nicole Stung Lips!
:wtf:

:shrug:
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Orangepeel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 08:28 PM
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6. I'm a hetero female and I think she is HOT!
I thought she was incredibly sexy, even when she was crazy/with Billy Bob and before she was progressive/with Brad. Now... WOW!
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Awsi Dooger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 08:31 PM
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7. Same
She would look best in a pitch dark cave.

Actually I think she's okay, but I've never understood how she threatens the top of most attractive lists. I like cute.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 08:37 PM
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8. i think she is one of the hottest women alive
and i female

queer

and deviant
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 08:39 PM
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9. My 8 year old can't keep his eyes off her...
Whether it's a picture of her in the newspaper, a TV appearance, or a movie role.

Poor kid is smitten. :loveya:
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bikebloke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 08:48 PM
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10. She's just freaky looking.
And just freaky. I won't even return her calls. So chill out Brad.
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Katherine Brengle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 08:52 PM
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11. She looks like a sickly version of someone who was once hot...
I used to think she was incredibly beautiful, but over the past few years she has started to look different to me. IDK if she actually looks different or if it's me...
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 08:58 PM
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12. Sorry, but if she approached you and wanted sex, you'd help her out.
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Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 09:11 PM
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15. Like all beautiful women, she is plain unless she wants to be.
We've met. She is very beautiful , inside. Outside w/o makeup, she is plain , but then the light changes and you just see how well the paint would apply. Something about her is just smokin'

Come to think of it, she's the whole package, smart, articlulate, worldly , and her dad -which is how I met her-is a damn fine actor.
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Fla Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 09:21 PM
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16. Straight female and think she is extremely sexy in an exotic way. n/t
Loved her in the Lara Croft movies.
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 09:32 PM
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18. She doesn't do it for me either
The women I find incredibly beautiful and intensely sexy are not the ones mass marketed to us. Sorry, Angelina. You'll have to look elsewhere for love if you had your heart set on this old fat guy.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 09:40 PM
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19. I did her.
It was pretty sweet. :patriot:
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 09:42 PM
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20. I'm into Humans, not Cyborgs or Cylons
he just doesn't.... seem....



real...

:hide:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 10:23 PM
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23. What about Cylons
who are programmed



to think they're human?




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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 10:42 PM
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25. Yes, who appear in waking dreams weaving manipulative thoughts in your head.
Gaius? Gaius?
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 10:57 PM
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28. Just so you don't get caught
with your pants down. :7



"What can I do for you, Lieutenant?"

"Zip your fly."


:rofl:

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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 10:14 PM
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22. Well..
... whatever floats your boat. I think she has not only just ordinary physical beauty, which I can see plenty of at the mall, but that undefinable I-know-it-when-I-see-it quality that makes a woman really hot.

But there are lots of famous celebrity beauties that everyone thinks is hot but me. Beats me?
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Democrats_win Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 10:39 PM
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24. She's so attractive that even beautiful people find her hot. (Like Brad and me)
Well, Brad for sure.

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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 10:46 PM
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26. Let's not forget the tattoos
http://www.celebink.com/angelina-jolie-tattoos.html

Let just say they don't improve things.
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Lethe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-15-07 12:48 AM
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31. werd
i don't like tattoos on women.
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Awsi Dooger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-15-07 03:29 AM
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37. I amend my previous post; she's hideous
I hate tattoos on a woman, even the cliche ones above the ass that thankfully seem to be lessening as a requirement for the 20ish set.

That volume of tattoos is even worse. I had no idea she had them. Any self-respecting bed would kick her out long before the guy even thought of it.
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 10:47 PM
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27. A-ha. But are you HUMAN?
Because really...I mean c'mon. SHE'S ANGELINA!!!
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zingaro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 11:00 PM
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29. Wow. I know that whole to each their own thing but Angelina?
She makes me drool. She's SO beautiful.

Then again, I never understood the whole Jennifer Aniston thing.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-14-07 11:27 PM
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30. I think Jenny Shimizu is attractive though.
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-15-07 12:51 AM
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32. Who? What's an Angelina Jolie? n/t
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-15-07 12:51 AM
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33. Good for you.
Less competition for me. :)
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-15-07 12:53 AM
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34. we don't either...
and her personality washes whatever is left right out the doorway x(
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girl gone mad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-15-07 01:20 AM
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35. I wouldn't...
kick her out of bed.
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usaftmo Donating Member (606 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-15-07 06:25 AM
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38. I'd kick her out of the bed...
so we could make love on the floor! :)
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-15-07 01:42 AM
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36. She looked better a few years back
She's developed this low-body-fat harshness that doesn't suit her very well. She used to have the cutest cheeks.
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