The 30 minute time management thread.

[Writer]

It is 6:34pm MDT at the moment. Go!

[KitchenWitch]

1. Make lists

Then promptly lose them!

:P

[Writer]

2. Good idea.

29 minutes are remaining.

[SPKrazy]

3. Write A Naughty Story

and send it to a friend

:rofl:

[thefool_wa]

5. IN 30 minutes?

That sounds like a challenge - if I wasn't at work (where I can't write a dirty story) I would sooooo challenge you to a 30 min naughty story write off....

[SPKrazy]

8. I'd Win

;)

[thefool_wa]

11. Oh, I see

Them's fightin words - we are going to have to do this now - name a day and time and it is ON!

[Writer]

17. As long as it involves my overactive libido, I'm all over this one.

Keep in touch, you two, a'right?

21 minutes remain.

[reyd reid reed]

20. Wanna bet?

:evilgrin:

[Writer]

6. She saw him. She salivated.

He saw her. He salivated. They salivated all over each other.

The End.

25 minutes remain.

[SPKrazy]

10. Loser story

just a lot of slobber

:rofl:

[thefool_wa]

4. Post to DU

UNtil I can clock out and go home. My exceptional time management skills ahve brought me to the end of my day with all of my work well completed.

(DAMN, except one thing - brb...)

[Writer]

7. What a fantastic idea.

25 minutes still remain.

[KitchenWitch]

9. Buy organizing things to control the clutter

Then don't use them, and allow the clutter to take on a life of its own!

:P

[Writer]

12. Brilliant, kitchenwitch!

Fantastic idea!

23 minutes remain.

[KitchenWitch]

14. I should be a professional organizer!

:silly:

[KG]

13. simplify and downsize your life till there's nothing to manage.

[Writer]

15. Indeed. Simplification is the best method.

22 minutes remain.

[KitchenWitch]

16. Buy a day planner for every room in your house

Make sure you do not write down the same appointment in more than one planner. This way, when you need to go for your appointment, you need to first go on a wild goose chase to find which planner you have written it in.

:P

[Writer]

19. Like a plague of locusts! What a great way to spice up your day!

18 minutes remain.

[reyd reid reed]

18. Don't plan it...

just do it.

You get more done that way because there's nothing to interfere with your plans.

:P

[Writer]

21. The Zen approach. A different, but effective method.

Terrific!

17 minutes remain.

[KitchenWitch]

22. Spend five minutes at the beginning of your day priortizing things

then immediately forget your priorities and do whatever you damn well please!

I should be in management!

:rofl:

[Writer]

23. The unraveled ball of yarn method - brilliant!

15 minutes remain.

[KitchenWitch]

24. Drive in Southern California rush hour traffic

That will surely eat up at least 4 hours of your day.

[Writer]

25. The getting high off of exhaust fumes method.

Definitely a time saver. You'll wake up not knowing what you didn't do. Brilliant!

13 minutes remain.

[reyd reid reed]

26. That's an oxymoron

And a double one, at that.

Can't drive in a parking place (which is what the freeways become after 2:30 - 3 p.m.) and can't RUSH anywhere during those hours.

How's that song go?

I love LA...

:eyes:

[KitchenWitch]

29. WE LOVE IT!

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

27. Spend as much time at the water cooler/coffee machine as possible

Tell your boss that you are interfacing with your co-workers, when really you are just avoiding work altogether!

:P

[Writer]

28. The surreptitious office politics approach. Wonderful idea!

10 minutes remain.

[Writer]

30. It is 7:04pm MDT. Time's up!

KitchenWitch is our grand prize winner!

:woohoo:

[KitchenWitch]

31. If all else fails, sleep your life away!

No time left to manage!

:rofl: