DIY Hanukkah Cookies

[GirlinContempt]

I bought a bag of clearance DIY Hanukkah cookies, complete with paint on icing and star of david sprinkles.

Think they'll be any good?

[xmas74]

1. You'll probably be fine.

Be sure to sing while you decorate-I bet that makes them tastes better.

[GirlinContempt]

2. I don't know any good Hanukkah cookie making in February songs

[xmas74]

24. Make one up.

That's what my daughter would do.

"I'm making Hanukkah cookies
but it's February and
Hanukkah's not in February
but the cookies tastes good
anyway."

(That was the song she just made up. It's to the tune of that song they're playing nonstop on Disney channel about Terebithia.)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

32. Your daughter is adorable.

I'm sure she's very entertaining.
Duckie

[xmas74]

33. She can be a pain in the ass sometimes.

I posted about it in a thread yesterday.

[ohiosmith]

3. As long as they're not left over from the first Hanukkah.

[GirlinContempt]

5. The units aren't in metric

so they might be

[ohiosmith]

9. Check to see if the Best Before date is 165 BC.

[asthmaticeog]

4. Be careful of getting Jew-germs in your fine shicksa digestive tract.

Other than that, they'll probably be delish.

[GirlinContempt]

6. I baked them in an autoclave

[GirlinContempt]

7. Do you know what Rachel fucking gave me today??

[GirlinContempt]

8. PS I'm classier than you

[asthmaticeog]

10. 1) Autoclave: good thinking.

2) Jew germs?

3) Well duh.

[GirlinContempt]

14. A Dev2.0 CD

What.
The.
Fuck.

[asthmaticeog]

16. Is it worth a damn?

It sounds like a funny concept, I haven't heard it yet, though.

[GirlinContempt]

17. It's horrific.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nnot_03IAbQ
It even came with a DVD
It makes me want to shoot myself.
I'd almost prefer Kidz Bop

[asthmaticeog]

18. Drag.

Not even good-bad ironically funny, huh?

So how are you classier than I?

[GirlinContempt]

21. A myriad of ways

The most common definition I found for shicksa was a lower class non jewish girl. So neener.

[Radio_Lady]

11. Ouch! Jewish people are reading! That's almost sinful!

[asthmaticeog]

13. I'm Jewish. GiC knows that. It's cool. You can relax.

[Radio_Lady]

20. Yeah, but I didn't know that... so Jewish people can be bigoted and it's OK?

Naw. Not true.

[GirlinContempt]

22. Half of being a jew is making fun of yourself.

I'll leave it at that.

[asthmaticeog]

23. Yeah, but you see, I don't CARE if you knew.

Changes the dynamic some, eh?

On edit: self-deprecating humor is one of our things. We invented it. Like psychoanalysis, leftism and bagels. You're welcome. And while I'm grateful that you'd leap blindly into the fray to defend my people ("First they came for the Jews and I said nothing" an' all that), calling me a bigot is WAY out of line, lady.

[sakabatou]

12. Eh, not really

We usually get sugar cookies with vanilla icing to top it.

[GirlinContempt]

15. That's what they are

but they come in a blue bag with white and blue star of david sprinkles.

[sakabatou]

19. Ooo

Yummy :9

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

25. aren't most cookies DIY?

:shrug:

:P

[GirlinContempt]

26. Not if you buy them pre made :P

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

29. so are we gonna see your DIY creations?

i wanna see ur Hanukkah cookie interpretation

[GirlinContempt]

31. No, they're quite ugly

[rockymountaindem]

27. Mmmm... stale cookies

You should grind them up into cookie-meal and make cookie-brei or cookie-dumplings. They'd be delish.

[GirlinContempt]

28. They're uncooked

[rockymountaindem]

30. Mmmm... dough.

Why bother baking them, then?