WCGreen
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Sat Feb-24-07 03:03 PM
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So this fancy hooker comes up to me.... |
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And she says,
"Hey mista, you look like a high roller....
How's about a trip around the world for a thousand dollars...."
"A thousand dollars," I exclaimed...
And she replied, "Yea a thousand dollars and you don't need no passport... If you gets my drift..."
I rooted around my pocket and found a sawbucks and should it to her and quizzed...
"Wlll this at least get me to Poughkipsie...."
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Sat Feb-24-07 03:07 PM
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WCGreen
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Sat Feb-24-07 03:09 PM
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2. Nah, it didn't play well there either... |
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Sat Feb-24-07 03:10 PM
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3. Bwhahahahaha hahahah ah hahahah hahahaha |
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But could she remove her dentures????
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WCGreen
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Sat Feb-24-07 03:12 PM
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Would have been a trip to Venus....
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Sat Feb-24-07 03:55 PM
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5. A *fancy* hooker would have better spoken grammar |
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....and while you're in Poughkipsie, look out for the crabs
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Sat Feb-24-07 04:08 PM
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7. Not them fancy hookers I know... |
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Sat Feb-24-07 03:59 PM
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6. Is this another one from your storied past? |
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Sat Feb-24-07 04:09 PM
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8. Nah, just an old joke.... |
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I never had to once pay cash for sex...
At least not in a formal transaction...
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