Lines from plays? How about lines from cartoons.

[DrWeird]

Identify show and character. Then ask yer own.

1. "Your concept of 'wuv' confuses and enrages us!"

2. "Fuck you, asshole"

3. "You see, it's all about the fast twitch muscle..."

4. "I'm gonna get tore up."

5. "I'll be there if I'm not somewhere else at the one and only carnival of feet!"

6. "Do what now? ... Do what now?"

7. "Ohh yeah! It looks like it's tearing around the back yard. Even though it's standing still."

8. "Ahh, you put the egg pone on top of the fat pone!"

[djeseru]

1. Yay, rabies!

[DrWeird]

2. Ralph.

To quote Marvin Picma: ".....C'MON!"

[ZenLefty]

3. Pipe full o' fun kit number seven?

Pipe full o' fun kit number seven.

[djeseru]

4. No, wait!

Thought of a better one:

"You like the same things I do: wax paper, boiled football leather, dog's breath. We're not hitchhiking anymore - we're riding!"

[frylock]

6. cap'n ren - space madness..

great ep!!

[frylock]

5. 4. mzeat wzad - revenge of the mooninites

6. Meat Wad - Baloonenstein

7. Carl - damn.. can't remember the specific episode. Still waters run deep..

Got any rubber walrus protectors?

[CatWoman]

7. Say your prayers, wabbit

:D

"My Name is Wile E. Coyote. Genius"

"MUD spelled backwards is DUM"

"Kill the Wabbit!!"

[Art_from_Ark]

8. "So, he's hiding in the stove, is he?"

"Would I turn on the gas if my friend Mugsy was hiding in the stove?"
"You might, rabbit, you might."

[CO Liberal]

9. "DUCK SEASON!!" "WABBIT SEASON!!!!"