Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

DAMMIT! Tell the truth!

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
GURUving Donating Member (707 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-04 07:09 PM
Original message
DAMMIT! Tell the truth!
What little lies have you said lately?

I lied about where I went to lunch yesterday because it was an expensive place and (you know the rest)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-04 07:10 PM
Response to Original message
1. Vacation
I told someone I was going out of town for a week because I didn't want her pestering me while I was on vacation (at home).
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-04 07:21 PM
Response to Original message
2. Do you swear to tell the truth, the WHOLE truth, and
nothing BUT the truth?
Proceed.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
GURUving Donating Member (707 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-04 07:24 PM
Response to Reply #2
3. If I do
could I get amnesty or immunity or somethingty? I swear I'll tell the truth then. Really. Truly. No problem!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-04 07:39 PM
Response to Reply #3
4. You have the right to remain silent.
Aw hell, you know the drill.
Turn around and spread 'em.
Hands on the wall.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
prole_for_peace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-04 07:42 PM
Response to Original message
5. i never lie....oh wait, i was lying right there. i can't be trusted
to tell the truth. kind of like the current administration.

do you know how to tell they are lying, their lips are moving.

*sigh* that never gets old. at least i think so.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-08-04 08:05 PM
Response to Original message
6. New Years Day.
I called in sick to work. *cough* *cough*
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Wed May 01st 2024, 12:03 PM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC