Scarlett Johansson's next role (to finish today's lounge trifecta)

[underpants]

In other news, Scarlett Johansson is hoping adult movie superstar Jenna Jameson can win her
an Oscar.
Scarlett has been singled out by the X-rated actress to play her in a movie
adaptation of her autobiography 'How To Make Love Like A Porn Star: A
Cautionary Tale'.
The 'Lost In Translation' star is said to be very keen on the role and is
confident it could pave the way for Oscar glory.
A source said: "She knows Jenna has had a colourful life, but she isn't
prudish about it at all. She loved her book and thinks it would be a great
film. Scarlett believes it could earn her awards like Julianne Moore's Oscar
nomination for her role in 'Boogie Nights'."
'Boogie Nights' is a film based on the life of porn legend John Holmes.

http://thebosh.com/archives/2007/02/scarlett_johansson_hopes_adult_movie_superstar_jenna_jameson_can_win_her_an_oscar.php

[RedStateShame]

1. No topless scene, no Oscar. Them's the rules. Otherwise...

:applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause:

[Pale Blue Dot]

2. One quibble: IF Boogie Nights is based on the life of John Holmes,

it's very loosely based, and what basis there is is mostly length.