It's cold,cold,cold,cold,cold,cold,cold, and it's going to get colder.

[ScreamingMeemie]

Brrrrrrr! And we didn't shovel our driveway because we are the "lazy liberals" on our block and now it's nice and icy caked. Ever wish you could just crawl back in bed and hibernate. Bears are so darned lucky.

:hi:

[ewagner]

1. Cheer up!

It's going to be a bit warmer this weekend.

[arwalden]

2. We're lucky. It's up to "cold, cold, cold, cold, cold" here.

-- Allen

[Maine-i-acs]

3. 20 below wind chill here! Here's a cold weather chuckle ...

COLD ENOUGH?

60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Maine plant gardens.

50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Biddeford, Maine sunbathe.

40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Portland, Maine drive with the windows down.

32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
Ends swimming season in Maine.

20 above zero:
Floridians put on coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Maine throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero:
NC landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Kennebunk Maine have the last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero:
People in Miami all die.
People in Maine close the windows.

10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Maine get out their winter coats.

25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Maine are selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero:
Washington, DC runs out of hot air.
People in Maine let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Maine people get frustrated because they can't start the Mini-Van.

460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
Maine public schools may close.

500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
People in Maine start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

[curse10]

4. Well, it's freezing here in Boston and my heat is busted!!!!!!!!!

It's a nice balmy 45 degrees in my house! Yeah!!!!!!!

[MissMillie]

10. the furnace always waits until it's below zero

to break down. They never go bust when it's 50 degrees outside.

[proud patriot]

5. My friends in Vancuver Washington got freezing rain after a blizzard

two nights ago 8 inches of snow then 3 inches of ice .

they sent me a picture of their truck , and it's
incapacitated until it gets above freezing ..

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Raven]

6. It's finally warmed up to 0 here but

the wind has come up and the wind chill is at -40. It's supposed to be worse tomorrow...worse??? :-)

[Red_Storm]

7. It's around 7 degrees in NYC today.........

but no snow so far.....looks like an indoors type weekend coming up.......

[Draven]

8. 18 degrees here with a windchill of 6 degrees.

It's a heatwave here in MN!

[NightTrain]

9. Don't remind me

It's maybe 10 degrees in Hartford and I work outside all bloody day!