WillParkinson
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Fri Jan-09-04 10:49 AM
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A gross and icky thing happened at work last night... |
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Last night I got a call from a woman who wanted 2 Jack Daniel's and Coke and a glass of white wine. When I took up the order there were 2 women - one was in her 40's and the other in her 50's, I'd guess - and a guy in his 30's (whom I thought was the son of the lady in her 50's). When I walked in the room the one woman kept touching me and putting her hand on me. Then the other women (the 50 year old) walked over to the bed and laid down on top of the guy and started sucking face with him! EWWWW!
The other woman complained about service that she had received earlier from one of my co-workers (the girl was new and didn't know that we had hot fudge sundaes) so I told the woman I would get one. I went to the Cafe and got the hot fudge and caramel that she wanted and went back to the room. Now the guy had his shirt off (he was actually pretty decent looking) and the woman was STILL sucking face with him! When I got into the room she got up from him and came over to look at her sundae and then wanted to HUG ME! I said, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've got a stack of orders I still have to do," and left the room.
Oh for a nice hot cleansing bath at that point.
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Fri Jan-09-04 10:52 AM
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Public displays of affection. I'm in my 50s, and have no problem with what anyone does with consent, but take it home, please.
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WillParkinson
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Fri Jan-09-04 10:55 AM
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3. They were in their room... |
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Fri Jan-09-04 11:16 AM
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9. Then should have cleared out |
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Fri Jan-09-04 11:17 AM
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10. I needed a good scouring pad... |
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To get the sight out of my eyes, let me tell you! :-)
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Fri Jan-09-04 10:54 AM
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2. Was there cheezy wah-wah guitar music coming from nowhere? 'Cause |
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what you described sounds like the beginning of half the porno movies I've ever seen.
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WillParkinson
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Fri Jan-09-04 10:56 AM
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4. Neither of these women were 'porn' material... |
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They were so drunk they could barely walk.
Later in the evening the one that tried to hug me hit on our night manager. Meanwhile Boy-Toy was passed out in the bed.
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Fri Jan-09-04 11:02 AM
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5. LOL! When I was in Las Vegas I ordered |
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room service and the guy that brought my food told me he gets hit on all the time from both women and men. I told him it sounds like he needs to start writing stories. There has got to be a book idea in there somewhere! :-)
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WillParkinson
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Fri Jan-09-04 11:04 AM
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I got offered a 'bj' from a priest.
I got offered money to watch 2 guys have sex.
I had a woman ask me on the phone if I wanted to have sex with her and then her boyfriend got on the phone and asked if I wanted to join them in a 3-way. When I got to the room she was BUCK NAKED!
I had a guy 'whip it out' while I was in the room with him.
And people wonder why I like 3rd shift.
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Fri Jan-09-04 11:11 AM
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Damn! Maybe YOU need to write the book. LOL! :-)
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Fri Jan-09-04 11:08 AM
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7. In the High Rise I used to do security at |
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We had to chase dudes gettin' it on at all hours of the day in the basement men's room.
I really didn't care about it until I walked to check, one time, and there was a buck naked dude washing his dick in the sink.
At 2 in the afternoon.
Every 3 months we would bust this heavy dude who liked to wack it in the stall, and he would open the door so you could see him do it.
A lot of times on the late shift, I would wander the building and would find rooms occasionally that reeked of recent sex.
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Fri Jan-09-04 11:41 AM
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What part was "icky" their age or their looks?
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WillParkinson
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Fri Jan-09-04 02:33 PM
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I don't have a problem with older people...after all, I'm going to be one pretty darn soon.
The one woman was extremely drunk, she wore a wig and when she took it off her hair was greasy, her teeth were yellow (I'm guessing from the cigarettes she smoked) and her breath stunk. That, added to the fact that I do NOT like people who I don't know touching me made her rather icky (in my opinion).
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Fri Jan-09-04 02:55 PM
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Had a guy once offer to let me #$%@ his woman for $5's worth of gas. they were both drunk and she was not what I'd consider "desirable".
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Fri Jan-09-04 02:57 PM
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14. That's when you say... |
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"Dude, you do ME and I'll give you $10!"
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Fri Jan-09-04 03:34 PM
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You made a fool out of him.
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