FunBobbyMucha
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Fri Jan-09-04 11:27 AM
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CASTING DIRECTOR! Cast an all-black remake of Jaws: |
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Yep, it's an imaginary thing. It's probably questionable taste to consider remaking,etc etc. Save those arguments, okay. Just tell me who would be the best choices to portray:
1)Sheriff Brody
2)Matt Hooper
3)Captain Quint
4)Mayor Weaselguy
5)Ms. Brody
6)Brody's Deputy
7)The mother of the dead boy
8)Bad Hat Harry
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Fri Jan-09-04 11:29 AM
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1. Hum for the Mother of the dead boy I see |
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Micheal Jackson....
Yeah...that's the kind of nonsense you get when you start a nonsense thread.... lol
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Fri Jan-09-04 11:29 AM
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will be Anna Amore.
That's all I care about.
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Fri Jan-09-04 11:30 AM
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3. the guy that played shaft should be the captain |
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Fri Jan-09-04 11:33 AM
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5. that was Richard Roundtree |
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Fri Jan-09-04 11:30 AM
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4. more white on black violence? |
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Fri Jan-09-04 11:34 AM
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6. Beetlejuice is the shark |
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Fri Jan-09-04 11:50 AM
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9. damn, beat me to the shark, but my suggestion has better teeth |
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Edited on Fri Jan-09-04 11:51 AM by DS1
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag
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Fri Jan-09-04 11:44 AM
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7. Roy Scheider -> Laurence Fishburne |
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Besides the "blaxploitation" silliness, I'd go see a remake with the change above.
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Fri Jan-09-04 11:48 AM
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8. Old Dirty Bastard as The Shark |
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Fri Jan-09-04 11:52 AM
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Maybe they could be a TEAM of sharks.
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Fri Jan-09-04 12:02 PM
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11. Okay, I'll play along with my own post... |
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1)Sheriff Brody--Don Cheadle or Danny Glover. Either could act the hell out of it.
2)Matt Hooper--Orlando Jones. He'd be funny, etc, the closest 2004 black equivalent to Dreyfus' hippie we could get today.
3)Captain Quint--Issac Hayes or that character actor who played the janitor in Hudsucker Proxy.
4)Mayor Weaselguy--should still be white!
5)Ms. Brody--the lead in Brown Sugar. Yummy!
6)Brody's Deputy--perfect for a skinny rapper. A doofus character actor role. Mos Def.
7)The mother of the dead boy--the mom from Boyz N the Hood. Her grief scene still kills me.
8)Bad Hat Harry--Melvin Van Peeples if he's still alive, or Denzel for a cameo!
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