Headline in Local Rag: 'Bush and Pope Fighting Gay Marriage'

[stickdog]

My first thought upon reading this:

Thank God! They make a horrible couple.

[nuxvomica]

1. It's their relatives that are pushing it.

They want them to stop living in sin. We certainly do live in interesting times, now don't we?

[Cha]

2. They were "fighting" about Iraq, too!

The Pope said "NO".