Sweet Jesus..I've seen some bad Album covers ...but Damn!

[BlueJazz]

[KitchenWitch]

1. Heino!!!!!!!!!!

[BlueJazz]

4. It took me the longest time to figure out if that was a Guy or a Woman...

...and I'm still not sure.

[derby378]

6. I can fix that...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heino

[krispos42]

25. Oh, it's a guy...

Wow.

I was thinking Ann Coulter's... well, I'll just say 'parental unit' and leave it at that...

[Lydia Leftcoast]

54. His list of greatest hits is hysterical:

"Komm in meinen Wigwam." "Come into My Wigwam." :rofl:

Oh, and the Wikipedia article cleared up a long-standing question. I now know that Heino is NOT the grown-up version of the 1960s child singing star Heintje, who was a favorite of my great-grandmother and great-aunt.

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. omg.

That's what I was going to post. :o

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

29. ...us!!!!!

[InvisibleTouch]

30. I don't think I've ever seen a picture of him...

...without dark glasses. For years I thought he was blind, until I read on the web that he's got some kind of condition that makes his eyes look odd and protruberant. You can kinda see it on that album cover.

Whether or not you like his style of music (and I do, on occasion), he does have a great voice.

[jakefrep]

32. Heeeeeerrrrrreeeee's Heino!

Heino in action:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h-bwN4SoL8

[myrna minx]

33. Holy buckets!

Nina Hagen & Heino! Who put LSD in my coffee?!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo7M5EEbrwA&mode=related&search=

[eyepaddle]

44. I think this post sums it up

"This is why youtube rules"

[TimeChaser]

50. Last I heard, Heino retired...

:cry:

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

Bet Freddie's dead now, too.

[jakefrep]

46. The Gospel Axe got him.

[derby378]

2. Gott in Himmel!!

:rofl:

[HughBeaumont]

3. Who the shit ARE all these wigged mutants?

That's some wrong ass shit, man.

Is Butch the one with the axe or is it the chick?

[LostInAnomie]

5. For being in a Gospel band that one broad has no problem waving the camel toe around.

And, I think I used to work with the "bestiality" guy.

[texanwitch]

7. Thanks for the laugh, I really needed it.

The guys with the bad wigs are so funny.

[amitten]

8. These are things that shouldn't be. n/t

[bertha katzenengel]

28. *blink*

:rofl:

[HuffleClaw]

9. the gospel axe !

hahahahaha

[Orsino]

40. And its sequel, "All My Friends Are Dead"! n/t

[u4ic]

11. Don't forget...

[texanwitch]

12. The woman on the left has a great hair style.

How much hairspay did she use.

[u4ic]

14. I think they just

exploded some TNT under there...:crazy:

[ironflange]

16. Be nice, that's my mom on the left

No, just kidding, she doesn't look anything like that.

[u4ic]

21. Of course it isn't

she isn't wearing a babouchka! :P

[ironflange]

34. I'll pass on the message

Now you're in trouble. What was your address again?

[Richard Steele]

20. Too bad her trained wombat is blocking our view of it!

[VenusRising]

18. What the hell is on her head?

Seriously.

:wtf:

[uncle ray]

23. it bears a strange resemblance to

the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[VenusRising]

24. I think that may be considered blasphemy

by FSM-ists.

:scared: of her head.

[krispos42]

26. Left-side lady needs one of these on her head...

[jakefrep]

35. To think....

...somebody pawned that at a used record store to finance their crack habit.

[Strawman]

13. The say couples start to look like one another...

that guy and his pig. :puke:

[FredScuttle]

15. And now.....the Ted Haggard Singers with their #1 smash

[LynneSin]

37. I thought that was the NAMBLA choir

:scared:

[qnr]

17. Neither Harry nor Terry look particularly alive n/t

[AshevilleGuy]

19. Liver cheese Hawaii?????????

That is scary strange.

[Sequoia]

42. I know where you're from.

That is one cool town. I grew up there. Do you ever go to the Flood Fine Arts Center to check out the art shows, etc.?

[enigmatic]

22. Oh My God

I am now going to make it my life's work to track down that Handsome Beasts record, provided it isn't banned or anything...

[Carni]

27. Oh Christ here's another photo of *that person*

Good God this actually appears to be a real band according to *the google*

[enigmatic]

55. I gotta check this out

I'm trying to figure who the hell told this guy that album cover was his ticket to fame!:rofl:

[Carni]

56. Apparently that's a British band!

I also thought that cover was a joke but when I googled the CD (album?) name I got hits --LOL

[Lethe]

31. looks like something from the Tim and Eric Awesome Show

bizarre!

[LynneSin]

36. Did you know Dick Cheney made an album.......

[amitten]

38. Oh no. Now the clownaphobics on this board are going to have

eternal nightmares.

[Cabcere]

39. Not to mention the Cheneyphobics. n/t

[eyepaddle]

43. Well, that IS scarier than Pennywise

from It.

Shouldn't we have nightmares? :scared:

[Sequoia]

41. That first one....! Hurl. And "All my friends are dead"

Maybe because you shot them dork butt.

[unpossibles]

45. Is that Peter Griffin in Stuff Party? n/t

[HEyHEY]

47. What the fuck?!

That's an interesting one

[Magrittes Pipe]

48. Ex-DUer "BTBM" has that screenprinted on a t-shirt.

[texanwitch]

49. I like the white shoes and socks he is wearing.

Along with the white tie and shirt.

[Yukari Yakumo]

52. I smell a photoshopping here... {nt}

uguu

[TheMightyFavog]

51. I win...

[Danger Mouse]

53. Looks like someone has been hitting up zonicweb for some images

;)
I love that website.
"All My Friends Are Dead" is fantastic. I used it as my myspace display picture for awhile.
The absolute worst is here:
http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/hallofsh26.htm
Second image from the left. I will not post it here out of common decency, but it is both hilarious and disturbing at the same time. A real achivement.
Other winners:

[Gatchaman]

57. Heino freakin' rules!

Just got this in the mail today! Just the thing to bug the folks at work :evilgrin:

Now to track down one of those "Sing Mit Heino" CDs...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_kXFS-HND0

[ronnykmarshall]

58. Some more great big ol' hair!

[ronnykmarshall]

59. Col Sanders Christmas

[ronnykmarshall]

60. WTF??