CaliforniaPeggy
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Wed Mar-07-07 01:48 AM
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**A timely political joke** |
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This comes from a good friend of mine....
>Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for some fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men's room and they found a strange- looking gent sitting at the entrance >He said, "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our >newest feature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful,will reward you with your wish. >But, be warned: if you say something FALSE, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!" >The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Bill Clinton stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most intelligent of us three," and he suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands. >Al Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most aware of the environmental problems of us three," and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign. >Excited over the possibility of finally having a wish come true, George W. Bush looked into the mirror and said, "I think...," and was promptly sucked into the mirror.
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Wed Mar-07-07 02:23 AM
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That's almost as much a classic as the Brazillion joke!! :rofl:
:hi::hug:
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CaliforniaPeggy
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Wed Mar-07-07 02:29 AM
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Ah, I'm so glad you like it!
A good friend of mine passed it along, and I thought it might bring a laugh here.........
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Sun Mar-11-07 11:42 PM
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3. My dear CaliforniaPeggy! |
CaliforniaPeggy
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Sun Mar-11-07 11:49 PM
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Thanks for the link!
What is this, the night for kicking my threads?
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Mon Mar-12-07 12:06 AM
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5. My dear CaliforniaPeggy! |
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Edited on Mon Mar-12-07 12:06 AM by ih8thegop
Why yes, it IS the night for kicking your threads! :D
Seriously, though, I've been checking my DU Journals blogroll, and happened upon a couple of your posts.
;-)
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Mon Mar-12-07 12:15 AM
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Anytime you want to kick my threads......
It's OK by me!
Thank you......:hug:
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Mon Mar-12-07 12:12 AM
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Mon Mar-12-07 12:16 AM
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Oh, another very funny one!
Thank you for sharing tonight!
:rofl: :rofl:
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Mon Mar-12-07 12:20 AM
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10. I was just giving the Lounge a quick final pass before bed. Glad I did! |
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Goodnight everybody! :hi:
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Mon Mar-12-07 12:21 AM
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Mon Mar-12-07 12:18 AM
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:rofl:
I hope Al Gore does get a pile of money to fund a presidential campaign.
Among other things. :)
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Mon Mar-12-07 12:20 AM
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11. Wouldn't that be some sort of miracle? |
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I'd love to see that happening!
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