MonkeyFunk
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Wed Mar-07-07 06:25 AM
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Edited on Wed Mar-07-07 06:26 AM by MonkeyFunk
It's not raining out. Should I be worried?
edit: he's not soaking wet. Just slightly moistened.
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Maraya1969
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Wed Mar-07-07 06:31 AM
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1. Maybe he rolled in dew soaked grass |
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Wed Mar-07-07 06:33 AM
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go with that as the least-objectional answer.
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WritingIsMyReligion
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Wed Mar-07-07 06:44 AM
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My cousins had a dog who came in with the husband after a romp at night to wipe out the dog's last remaining energy. The wife sat with the dog while the husband was changing, and, running her hands through the dog's fur, noticed how wet it was. She asked innocently, "Dear, is it raining?"
The husband looked oddly at her, since it was a clear, cloudless summer night. "No."
"Then why is Fido all wet?"
The husband looked at the dog for a moment as his wife contined to pet it. Suddely he turned bright red and started laughing.
"What? What is it?" The wife considered throwing him outside, he was laughing so hard.
"While we were walking, I had to stop to go to the bathroom," the husband began. "I guess--"
The wife made a sound of revulsion in her throat and pushed the dog off of the bed.
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Wed Mar-07-07 06:47 AM
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4. Has it been watching doggie porn? |
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Edited on Wed Mar-07-07 06:47 AM by Kutjara
Oh, I just noticed it's a male. Never mind.
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Wed Mar-07-07 07:39 AM
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5. I guess that's better than constantly finding one dog |
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with a soaking wet, slimy ear...and then finding out that his brother SUCKS on it like a security blanket.
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