It's time to admit it: I have a secret crush on matcom

[XemaSab]

:loveya:

















































:hide:

[matcom]

1. don't hide it!

but i'm afraid you are third in line behind DS1 and GOPisEvil

:rofl:

now, there are probably certain 'favors' that might get you bumped up to the front.....

:7

:*

[Arugula Latte]

2. Why are you forsaking underpants?

:cry:

[matcom]

3. he breastfeeds his baby in public

and he smells sometimes

[XemaSab]

5. Favors?

You need to borrow 5 bucks? :D

[matcom]

6. no.

I won the $355 Milion last night so money is out

:think:

:P

[XemaSab]

7. What can I do for you that DS1 and GOPisEvil

can't or won't do? :shrug:

On edit: I just remembered there's nothing DS1 *won't* do. :o

[matcom]

8. *ahem*

GOP is really quite frigid so you won't have a problem surpassing him. DS1 on the other hand DOES own an edible body suit, Groucho glasses and Aquanet so use your creativity and maybe we'll have a contest for my love.

[XemaSab]

9. I can suck my own toes!

:D

[matcom]

10. HOLY CRAP!

I think I love you!

[XemaSab]

14. We'll have to meet in Des Moines for a hot date sometime...

What are you doing next January? :shrug:

[XemaSab]

20. Darling, I have to go to work

so I can keep you in the manner to which you are accustomed. :loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

11. You forgot KitchenWitch!

:cry:

[matcom]

12. can YOU suck your own toes?

or mine for that matter? :P

[KitchenWitch]

15. There is MUCH you do not know about me...

Asian hanging sex baskets...






























:hide:

[XemaSab]

17. Well I can suck my toes IN an Asian hanging sex basket!

:o

[Midlodemocrat]

19. Forget about her. Apparently she makes terrible sandwiches.

:hide:


Kidding, KW, kidding!!!!

[KitchenWitch]

23. My daughter might agree with you!

We are going to try our hand at wraps for lunch now.

:rofl:

[XemaSab]

13. Ahem... excuse me?

This is my thread to declare my undying lust for matcom!

:grr:

[KitchenWitch]

16. I have lusted for him LONGER and BETTER!

:P

[XemaSab]

18. Better?

Oh, nobody lusts as well as I do...

Nobody.

[KitchenWitch]

24. That remains to be seen!

:P

[matcom]

21. now THIS is fun!

:bounce:

carry on ladies

[bridgit]

4. oh...my...god, better get used to squeezing into these...

:7

[meegbear]

22. Hey! He's my bitch!

[matcom]

25. kick because

its all about ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

:rofl:

on edit: PLEASE see #21 :7

[GOPisEvil]

26. Frigid?!?!?

Mrs. Matcom doesn't think so. :P

[matcom]

27. her taste isn't always the best

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

28. You can say THAT again!

:D

[matcom]

29. HA!!!!111

but she diggs guys with SCOOTERS!

:P

[GOPisEvil]

30. It has to be the chaps!

x(

[Mrs.Matcom]

32. No I don't, you forced me into signing

those friggin' papers! If it wasn't for me you never would have gotten the freak bike...I just gave up because I got tired of listening to you whine like a little six year old girl...I'm sick don't mess with me :grr:

[matcom]

36. not my fault you are a .....

SUCKER!!!1

:P

:D

oh no....

:hide:

*oops*

[Mrs.Matcom]

33. that is right shnookums...

although you are taken now, so I will have to find a new shnookums...don't want to be stepping on any toes! :*

[SOteric]

37. Don't get so excited, Spanky.

I've paid these women handsomely to distract you from your unholy love of DS1 so that I can have him all to myself.

Bwwwwaaaaaahahah!

[matcom]

39. money WELL spent

our Man-Box was getting MIGHTY STINKY!!

*whew*

does he EVER wipe?

x(

[XemaSab]

42. Well that's what my punani is all about

at any rate.

[mentalsolstice]

31. Okay...I have to admit it!

Me too! It's the spanking Barney! I'm transfixed! My husband calls me to bed, and I don't answer, because I'm waiting for matcom and his big purple monster.

[matcom]

34. YAY!!!

come to bed with MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!!11

:bounce:

[mentalsolstice]

35. Dammit!

Now it's another night spent in front of my laptop...

[matcom]

38. can YOU suck your own toes?

cause if the answer is YES then I'm now in love with YOU!!

:bounce:

[mentalsolstice]

40. Yes I can...

...but do I want to? ugh...

[Critters2]

41. Who the hell doesn't? nt

[billyskank]

43. Secret my arse

:P