'Skewze Me...

[SPKrazy]

are there any notty peeplez here?

:shrug:

didn't know with the time change and all?

[Dude_CalmDown]

1. ...while I whip this out!

??

[SPKrazy]

2. or...

while I kiss the sky?

:rofl:

[Dude_CalmDown]

4. Didn't even think of it.

And I haven't seen Blazing Saddles in years - maybe I'm just bad.

[qwertyMike]

3. .. or will i kiss this guy?

no nuts here

[SPKrazy]

5. ?Que?

:shrug:

[fizzgig]

6. you called?

i promise i'll keep the flames and baseball bats away while you're wearing your loincloth. the olive oil, however, i'm going to put to good use...

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

7. Oh really?

tell me more, tell me more :evilgrin:

[fizzgig]

8. well

see i got this friend and she and i like to use that oil to










































cook.


there are other oils better suited to naughty purposes. beside, you want to have some friction
:evil grin:

[SPKrazy]

9. Friction Is Good...

when cooking?

:rofl:

:evilgrin:

[fizzgig]

10. you don't want the

uh, spatula, slipping out of your hand...

:yoiks:


:rofl:

[Deja Q]

11. I thought it was known as the

turkey baster...

:yoiks:

:spray:

[fizzgig]

12. that's only used for special occasions

:yoiks:

[SPKrazy]

14. No of course you don't

then it might hit something?

:shrug:

[fizzgig]

16. it could

and that is no good

[SPKrazy]

17. Sometimes If The Spatula Is Plenty

big, it doesn't slip as easily as if it is a smaller spatula and harder to hold onto.

Olive oil or otherwise? :shrug:


:rofl:

[fizzgig]

18. that makes sense

but only a little

:P

[SPKrazy]

19. Well....

I don't know if I believe "only a little"

we're talking spatulas

bigger ones don't slip out as easily even if you were using "oil" whereas smaller spatulas slip out more easily.

Friction might keep a spatula more easily in your hand, whereas with a larger spatula it wouldn't matter as much

:P

:silly:

[fizzgig]

20. i think you spent a bit too much time

thinking about this

:silly:

[SPKrazy]

21. ROFL

true

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

22. other than having spatulas on the brain,

how are you?

[SPKrazy]

23. Well I Don't Really Have Spatulas On The Brain...

I thought we were talking metaphor here...

:shrug:

I'm okay.... and you?

:hug:

[fizzgig]

24. we were talking metaphor

i was being silly.

everything is good on my end, just doing some laundry and dishes

:hug:

[SPKrazy]

25. Could You Do Some Extra Socks...

my dryer seems to steal mine... has since I was a kid... must not be just one dryer but a conspiracy of dryers.

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

26. sure

if you don't mind knee-high argyle or striped socks. i got plenty of those.

:)

[SPKrazy]

27. Sound good to me...

knee high socks

:woohoo:

;)

[fizzgig]

28. guys and knee socks

:P

[SPKrazy]

29. Wha?

:crazy:

[fizzgig]

30. i also have striped tights

but i don't wear them much anymore. i need to find a reason to wear them

[SPKrazy]

31. ===

does one really need a reason to wear striped tights?

:shrug:

[fizzgig]

32. i suppose you're right

but they're not the most professional hosiery

[SPKrazy]

33. Well Mebbe

you just don't wear them to work

but you wear them other places?

:shrug:

[fizzgig]

34. i don't go many places other than work

but i suppose i could find somewhere to wear them. it's also getting warm enough for me to wear tights

[TOhioLiberal]

13. Hi...

...maybe I'm notty.

[SPKrazy]

15. Well... can you pass the notty test?

oops wrong test...

let's see...



oh crap

all right you are notty

I just know it :evilgrin: