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Sat Jan-10-04 04:21 PM
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Need Creative,yet demeaning names for a co-worker |
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Sat Jan-10-04 04:23 PM
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Sat Jan-10-04 04:25 PM
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We just spend all day insulting each other for fun
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Sun Jan-11-04 06:00 PM
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Edited on Sun Jan-11-04 06:05 PM by Kellanved
Vorwärtseinparker, Frauenversteher, ...
German insults (not bad ones), implying a lack of "manliness". Warmduscher: someone who showers with warm water Vorwärtseinparker: someone who doesn't back his car into a space. Frauenversteher: someone who understands women
Edit: arggh - I'm too tired. Replied to the wrong post again. This was meant a response to the original message. :hi:
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Sat Jan-10-04 04:23 PM
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Sat Jan-10-04 04:25 PM
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3. My favorite for someone who annoys me is "mouse". |
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This is a dirty, little, creature that eats garbage and is very annoying.
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Sat Jan-10-04 05:33 PM
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13. I think mice are very cute |
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Sat Jan-10-04 04:26 PM
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Sat Jan-10-04 04:30 PM
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Sat Jan-10-04 04:33 PM
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7. gerbil brain...swamp-ass |
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Sat Jan-10-04 04:37 PM
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Schmucky-nuts, vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous pervert. :D
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Sat Jan-10-04 04:43 PM
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Chaney's Honey
Scumfeld
Condoleeza Mondo Sleeza
Perle the Squirrel
just of the top of my head.
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Sat Jan-10-04 04:43 PM
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Used to work wonders on my little brothers.
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Sat Jan-10-04 05:00 PM
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or 'the leptonic wonderbrain'
lepton- smallest (so far?) part of an atom; smaler than a quark.
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Sat Jan-10-04 05:29 PM
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12. Talk to my ex he always had a 'pet' name for women. |
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Sat Jan-10-04 05:38 PM
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16. Goatbreath, Knuckledragger, Reprobate, Libertine, Asswipe, N'erdowell, |
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Sat Jan-10-04 10:23 PM
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26. I like nattering Nabob... |
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I have heard it before though... Can't seem to remember when/where though.
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Sat Jan-10-04 10:53 PM
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32. Spiro Agnew "Nattering nabobs of negativity" , in a speech, |
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referring to critics of Pres Nixon, particularly those against the Vietnam war. Apparently, it was written by his speechwriter, William Safire. That was the famous, and I'd assume the first, utterance of those words.
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Sun Jan-11-04 05:51 PM
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37. And Safire, to this day, is a nattering nabob, etc. What a wad . . . |
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Sat Jan-10-04 05:37 PM
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I slammed a supervisor in a department correllary to ours by uttering the phrase "Darwin, Darwin. Why have you forsaken us?" under my breath. Implying he was too stupid to be alive.
A coworker within hearing range snorted hot coffee through his nose at that, and has been calling the dude in questions "Darwin's pet" or "Darwin's little experiment" ever since.
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Sat Jan-10-04 05:37 PM
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Sat Jan-10-04 05:39 PM
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17. mange-infested toilet-licking jackass |
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Sat Jan-10-04 05:40 PM
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18. putrescent fish-abusing swill-eater |
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Sat Jan-10-04 05:41 PM
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19. ball-less gun-worshipping neanderthal beet-eater |
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Sat Jan-10-04 05:42 PM
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20. It has to fit him somehow |
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If he is a big scary looking guy "Lurch" or "Frankenstein's Twin". We had a temp if pointy features and bad hygeine who I referred to as "Rat Man". You also could make fun of his name (Young man with last name of Bates, Master Bates) or purposely mispronounce it. If he has "Redneck" tendencies, you could call him "Jethro" like my grandmother always referred to her neighbor. She was horrified when we, as little children thinking that was his real name, said "Hi, Jethro while we saw hime outside." He insisted that his name was Dave, but we told him that our grandmother told us that he was "Jethro". It is smart not to in anyway make fun of ethnicity and other group status though.
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Sat Jan-10-04 05:42 PM
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21. stupidly blathering inebriant |
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Sat Jan-10-04 05:43 PM
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22. sophomoric sexually immature bea arthur fantasizer |
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Sat Jan-10-04 05:48 PM
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23. There is one at my place that I privately refer to as.... |
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Sat Jan-10-04 07:24 PM
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24. I always recommend Shakespearean insults |
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Sat Jan-10-04 10:46 PM
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Thanks, "Thou mewling addle-headed lewdster!" :)
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Sat Jan-10-04 10:15 PM
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25. The most despicable sleaze where I used to work......... |
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..... was known far and wide as "The Weasel". The only friend he had in the world shared his virtues and was known as "The Snake".
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Sat Jan-10-04 10:34 PM
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... are "chucklebutt" or "chump biscuit"
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Sat Jan-10-04 10:36 PM
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28. I got a few that I use on my coworkers that you can co opt |
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Buttbreath, nutless wonder, fluffer (look it up) are some of the names I reserve for my coworkers.
Of course, there is the mother of all demeaning names. It's use should be used sparringly, and most definitely out of earshot of any one sensitive. Cum Dumpster is a nickname I rarely use, as it's effects are devestating, especially to those who have never heard it used before.
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Sat Jan-10-04 10:42 PM
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29. Captain Haddock will know. Ask him! |
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Edited on Sat Jan-10-04 10:44 PM by CanuckAmok
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Sat Jan-10-04 10:50 PM
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Sat Jan-10-04 10:56 PM
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33. Sub-genius, none-too-bright, |
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ass clown, window licker, dullard
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Sat Jan-10-04 11:08 PM
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How about lapdog? I like that one. Or "Enabler of the stupid" "Functionally inferior" When I used to organize a group, I had one member that alienated everyone, drove people away, and still never would go away himself. I called him the human equivalent of tar...
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Sun Jan-11-04 05:21 PM
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Sun Jan-11-04 05:59 PM
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.......Cranium". All the fishing guides I know use this when referring to some idiot dick-head tourist. First time I heard it was in Campbell River.
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